The Pathetic Romance of a Mean Cough

Chapter 6: Heartbreak and Heart Attacks

Senora felt the pain in her head slowly dissolving as she woke up to the most beautiful creature on earth.
"Hello miss i am Dr. Drake Ramore"
The creature had a name!
Senora fell out of love with him as quickly as she fell in.
"Wait a second, this is my father!''
She thought to herself trying to figure out what was up
"Dad, THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES is over! Also, you aren't a doctor!"
Dr. drake Ramore was flabbergasted but then realized the problem.
"Your just loopy from the medicine i'm not your father. But would love to be your daddy"
Ooooh his voice was like melted dark chocolate.... but not thick and syrupy and leaving you feeling nauseous it also managed to be like a breath of cool minty air yet soft and smooth and oh so rich...EW IT'S HER FATHER!
"Dad stop it! You are sick! How do you think mom would feel about this?"
Dr. Drake Ramore just chuckled and raised his eyebrows sexily.
Before Senora could tell Dr. Drake Ramore that she wanted him to be her daddy, the door was opened and her spanish love rushed into the room.
  "My love!! Are you okay?! Christoper passionatly cried out, holding his arms wide open. Senora noticed he was looking at her doctor when he said that. She never was the judgemental type, but she couldn't help comparing them. Christopher, with all his alluring spanish charm and parent's free food, looked like a total dork next to Dr. Drake Ramore. Especially because he was drooling and blushing. "I think I'm having a heart attack," he gasped. "It sure lookes like it" Senora replied, rolling her eyes. "I'm going to have to do CPR. Senora, will you go down the hall and call for help?", Dr. Drake Ramore frantically shouted. "FINE!" Senora stomped out of the room crying. "Why does my boyfriend get to kiss the hot and amazing Dr. Drake Ramore?! Why couldn't I be the one to have a heart attack?" But halfway down the hall, Senora realized that she would rather let christopher die than have Dr. Drake Ramore kiss someone other than her. And if christopher died, she wouldwoud never have to listen to soy guapo!!  So she ran back into the room, planning to tackle Dr. Drake Ramore and bribe him to let christopher die! Instead she walked into the room and saw christopher alive and in the arms of her beloved Dr. Drake Ramore! With a shout of rage, Senora grabbed chrisopher by the shirt and dragged him out into the halls. 'Before you start yelling at me, can we go somewhere private?" "Fine!" Senora dragged christopher into the boys bathroom and slammed the door. "WHY DID YOU KISS MY DOCTOR???!! "HE'S MINE!!!!" Senora gave another angry shriek and pulled out a plastic lunch knife from her pocket. Everyone in the bathroom paused and turned around to watched the murder scene. But just then, someone in the stalls gasped and stumbled out in a daze. "DOCTOR DRAKE RAMORE," yelled christopher. "DADDY IS THAT YOU," yelled Senora at the same time. He cleared his throat. After a minute of silence, he asked "could someone toss me a roll of toilet paper super quickly please? And please, both of you guys meet me back in my office in a few minutes."

So christopher and Senora awkwardly sat in the doctor's office for what seemed like an eternity. They faced each other, both thinking about the hot and irresistible Dr. Drake Ramore. "Did he fall in or something?" exclaimed Senora after fifteen minutes. And that'sthats when the doctor walked into the room. "Can I talk to you both separately, starting with Senora?" They nodded, and christopher left the room. Senora walked over to Dr. Drake Ramore, her heart pounding but not as much as christophers did. She flipped her hair nervously and gave a shaky smile. "Sit down, miss" he said. He paused, then asked, "are you free Friday night? There's a dance party that sounded fun and I thought you might want to go. You seem like the dancing type," he said, winking. In reality, Senora was the awkward person at the food table who usually spent half the night in the bathroom stall playing angry birds on her phone. But she didn't tell Dr. Drake Ramore this. He handed her a note card with his number on it.  "Call me if you can go!" "I need to learn how to dance and I need to learn fast," she thought. She swooned, and stumbled out of the room in a daze. While christopher was in the room talking to Dr. Drake Ramore, she tried to think of ways to learn how to dance in two days without paying for dance lessons. And then christopher opened the door and joyfully skipped out. "I have a doctors appointment on Friday night to make sure my heart is fine" he sang. Senora laughed because she knew Dr. Drake Ramore would be busy dancing with her. She almost felt bad for christopher, but then she remembered the sharpie tacos, soy guapo, and how he tried to kiss her doctor. And when she had to endure the car ride from the doctor's office, she questioned why she even loved him in the first place!