Her best friend had set her up on billions upon billions of awful dates, each one worse than the last, so her confidence in her upcoming date was going WAAAY downhill.
"It's okay, it's only one date"
She said this to herself over and over until she believed it...well she didn't really believe it, but she REALLY wanted to. Katherine was such a great best friend, but senora doubted she had ever met a nice guy her whole life. She had hurt Katherine so many times by expressing her true feelings about the guys she set her up with.
"UGH!!!!!!!!!WHY CAN'T THERE BE A GUY LIKE JOEY??????????????"
She screamed with frustration as she thought about how unfortunate and dull her love life was. Senora really really didn't want to hurt Catherine's feelings but she had a feeling that this Christopher character was going to be a mess. And that was by her standards. And her standards had to be pretty crappy at this point. Her last date was with a man by the name of Al, who claimed he owned a muffin store and could get her free muffins but when she met him she found out that this so called "muffin store" was a gas station in the middle of nowhere that sold muffins and him "owning it" was a translation for him working there and he told her that he would be able to get her a 10% off on muffins. She considered staying with him but they didn't sell the blueberry muffins that had the sugar sprinkled on top how she liked. Oh, and then there was Poho, the karate teacher who was pretty nice and not sooo ugly, but every time she tried to so much as kiss him, he would karate chop her on the neck and tell her how ashamed she should be. And don't even get me started on Kyle, the man who went to the beach with senora and left her with a ton of jellyfish and didn't even pee on it after like a true gentleman (joey would and really tried his best to) She sighed as she put on some dollar tree lipstick.
"This guy is lucky, usually i put on 99 cent store lipstick on but not this time."
She thought to herself as she quietly chuckled. Senora sniffled. She realized that she was slowly catching a cold and decided that if he was a really nice guy, he would kiss her even if she was sick. Or maybe he was just desperate for a kiss. Senora banged her head against the wall one more reassuring time and grabbed her fluffy pink ostrich keychain that was attached to her keys in order to seem quirky and cute. She drove her mom's car to an address that she definitely recognized. As she was trying to remember where she remembered this place she realized it was where her friend Shannon used to go to teach hobos how to play musical instruments. Senora was as hesitant as a diabetic trying to decide if it should eat the donut but risk going over their calorie limit for the day. She took a deep breath about to take her first step inside. She pulled up her baggy blue jeans that she got from her aunts unwanted donations box, and pulled down her lacy top that was probably once cute or at least acceptable but since she only wore it for eating Cheetos and for potential hookups (there never were any), the once pure white color had gone to a puffy dull yellow. She really hoped that nobody could see her silver sparkly bra that was a hand-me-down from her cousin Susie. she only wore it for very special dates. So why did she wear it to this date? Nobody really knows but senora thought it would be a good idea
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The Pathetic Romance of a Mean Cough
RomansaA story about the whirlwind romance between a man named Mr. Mean Cough and a woman named Senora. Loosely based on a true story. For any confusion, Joey and Dr. Drake Ramoré are NOT, I repeat, NOT the same person.
