how to survive between wags

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by propensity

by propensity

I told you about the WAG record book a few roads back.

This is not a physical book, but this book will never end. It has millions of chapters, thousands of quotes, hundreds of dedications, tens of words and only one in every WAG's mind.

Exactly. This book belongs in all of WAG's minds. They're not complicated creatures - once you get to know them, that is. They each write down something in their minds about you that you don't know about.

They don't openly share their record books: only if they find their similar target, that is.

And once they do, believe me - that WAG is a WAG no more in the circle of women.

They will talk badly about you, and medias will say something about you too. It never goes well, and the stories will not fade for at least two weeks.

I remember there was this one WAG, I will disclose her name for personal matters - but everyone hated her in the circle. From Spanish models to Germans to English WAGs - no one liked her. And don't try to guess who she is - no one will tell you and it's for a good purpose.

She said to the media that her boyfriend was unhappy at his club, and released a whole entire interview on newspaper and television about him not liking the city or the people - something like that. It was a call desperately seeking for attention on her part.

Our WhatsApp group for WAGs in England and Germany blew up. We aren't spice girls, or gossip girls but releasing something like that to the public was not the greatest idea.

Our entire group of WAGs ended up ignoring her. And she was banned, not by me, to sit with us on the next match. It was weird, because she sat too far away from us that it was different not hearing her usual screaming voice behind me.

Obviously you don't talk about it though. They'll hate you too. You don't want to end up in the first row.

So therefore, never offend WAGs. You'll hate it. I swear to all things that's good - it kills me that women can hate other women so easily.

You want to know what makes other WAGs go nuts?

Easy -

You take their man.

But don't do it. I've seen what happened, and you don't want to know.

No blood or anything. But I'll think about telling you all.

i hope this serves as a guideline for you all wagger swaggers hahaha

#306 in humor aaaahhh danke danke

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bis bald xo