A Day in a WAG's Life.

when you're a midget

So I'm short.

You already know I'm short.

I've told you this before - now stop asking.

I've been called a midget on magazines - I've had enough.

I've seen the "Midget with a Footballer" headline, thank you very much.

I don't care if I'm short. Being short isn't a crime; I didn't ask to be short, alright.

What I need you haters to do is to jump off me because I'm too short to care about any of you.

I wrote this before quickly before I need to step out to meet my boyfriend for coffee.

(Please keep in mind that my boyfriend loves me, not you guys. Thanks.)

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month update

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