A Day in a WAG's Life.

the wag secrets

The flawless WAGs you see on magazines are most likely photoshopped, I'm not going to hide the truth from you. Even the secret photos from the paps (short for paparazzi, mind you) are cropped, fixed and blemished to create the image that they want.

They could care less how you look on their front cover. As long as you look disgusting. And I'm a person that can speak from experience - because they caught me in my extra large comfortable boyfriend sweater before. Let's just say I was framed with some unheard of titles like: 'WAG on the Run', 'Hiding from Him' and the greatest: 'WAG Going Crazy on London Streets'.

I swear I'm not insane. I'm quite sane, on the contrary.

The WAG secret differentiates from each girl to girl but it's easy to understand. It's not how to sharp on camera or anything, but it's how we present ourselves to the public, and the secrets we use to fight off the paps (without managing to get on the headline).

Well, let me fill you in on my own secret ways. One of many is to just say I don't know. But don't overuse it. You have to know something as WAGs. So the second thing you can say is I don't have an answer for you. But that can even be twisted.

The best thing that I always say is: "Please, guys. I love you all right now, but I'm really trying to keep my personal life on a down low."

And believe me, it works. Unless you're seeking for fame that only lasts a week, then that's another thing. Unfortunately, all fame dies away - one way or another. I've always been told that from other married WAGs as well; they're the ones that have really seen people come and go like fleshes.

You start to get tired of fame once you've seen what paps will do for an exclusive story. I'm not saying they're savages, because I read magazines and newspapers all the time - every day even. But it gets tiring when you see flashing lights come at you when you step out the car.

There are always speculations, and it's something we have to live with.

There are always rules to follow, and it's something we have to live with.

There are always bad comments, and it's also something we all have to live with.

It's every WAG's duty to make sure nothing goes wrong with media, and to present ourselves in the nicest way possible. And not to forget the men. Even if they did something wrong, you talk to them under the impression that nothing is wrong. Or you hold it under your breath. There is no solution if you can't handle the fact that there is more than one woman (you) to your man. Obviously this isn't always the case. My boyfriend is loyal, and I have no trust issues with him whatsoever. We even share passcodes with each other and laugh about text messages together.

And we'd roll around in bed, just talking and cuddling in each other's arms. It's something we both enjoy in our free time.

I've seen it before though: a footballer having more than one on their plate. This isn't like reality, lass. It's worst. In reality, people would break up and just call it a day, or maybe sob over a glass of tequila and whiskey in a bar.

I'm not saying being a WAG is difficult, or you have to act a certain way - there's just its perks and jerks. It's still fun to do things you've never done before - like visiting dressing rooms, stepping on authentic grass, and going into a VIP box or even a fancy dancy restaurant above the arena, where the entire match is played upon floodlights and you're just eating freshly prepared ribeye steak and a baked potato topped with sour cream.

And plus, I'm here as support for my boyfriend during a match - not for some gossip group from 10 different countries all plunged into one VIP box, alright.

Therefore, the best idea I could give to you is:

Find a man that deserves you.

It's always been the best advice for centuries.

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