Mission - Verruckt
Upon entering the sanatorium, the 4 marines split up into two groups, one group would search one half of the building, the other group would search the other half. As soon as they split up though, the power went out, causing the doors between the 4 to close, 'Tank' and 'Gunner' found a perk machine, the name of it was called 'Quick Revive' or 'Revive Soda'. It costs 500 to 1500 per bottle. The ingredients to it are as follows, Trench water, Chicken broth, Concentrate, Adrenaline, ammonium salts, anchovies paste, and feline urea, as in cat piss.
'Tank' got a bottle and took a sip, immediately regretting his decision
'Tank' - "Tastes like fermented herring dipped in cat piss..."
It was so bad that he spit what he had drank back into the bottle, then went to a barrier and poured the drink out onto the ground, hoping to never have to taste it again even if he was in danger.
'Gunner' took a bottle and also got a sip from it, but he didn't see what was wrong with it- never mind he then threw up on the floor.
'Gunner' - "I think I just died for a second!"
'Tank' looked for something to clean up the mess and found a old towel, he handed the towel to 'Gunner'.
Meanwhile in the other room 'Smokey' and 'Banana' found another perk machine known as 'Juggernog' or 'Juggernaut'. The ingredients for this perk are as follows, carbonated milk, powdered crocodile eggs, spinach juice, pure gumption, and fortified with iron.
'Smokey' got a bottle and took a sip, it didn't taste that bad, until he checked the ingredients, he didn't say anything. And tossed the bottle over to 'Banana', who without question, drank the entire bottle.
Which caused 'Banana' to throw up, which lead to 'Smokey' laughing at him.
'Banana' - "Not. funny. Next time we find something that gives out drinks, I might as-well make you drink the entire machine!"
'Smokey' - "Yeah right, you ain't gonna try and make me drink the one from the other room?"
'Banana' - ". . ."
'Smokey' - "R-right??"
Not everyone was having a good day that day.
To be continued
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