"Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York city?"
"Seriously, Nick?"
"I know times are getting hard but girl tonight you-"
"Ugh."
"Look so pretty, yes you do."
"Is it just me or have you gotten ten times more annoying today."
"I'll stop if you tell me who it is?"
"Who who is?"
"The boy."
"Among the male population that the Earth in congested with I cannot possibly estimate what this mysterious boy is."
"Okay. Fine then, totally not bothered. Times square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true."
"Your blackmail is not going to work."
"Will you just tell me already?"
"Why should I?"
"Why shouldn't you?"
"Because it's a secret."
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Hey there Delilah
Humor"Hey there Delilah." "Yes Nick. That just happens to be my name." "What's it like in New York city-" "I don't know what's in like in New York city." "Oh Delilah-" "Nick, shut up." "Make me." Delilah Devine hates her name. Absolutely loathes it. Mayb...