"How about this one?"
"Seriously, Nick? That one?"
"What? It's nice, its black, its....fitting."
"And it's also the sluttiest dress around."
"Oh please, it'll look great. Try it on."
"No."
"Please."
"Nick. No."
"Its not going to be that tight, please, pretty please."
"It is going to be very tight."
"Well why dont you wear it and see?!"
"No."
"Hey there delilah, why dont you listen to your advisor. It's not like in New York City, you gotta listen to meeeeee."
"Ugh, fine. But I'm not buying it."
"Just try it on."
"Fine."
"Wow."
"It's too tight."
"It's something that actually fits you!"
"It's suffocating. I'm taking it off."
"Those legs of your though....."
"Nick!"
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Hey, sorry for the super late update, been drowning in schoolwork. Hope you guys liked it, leave a comment. :D

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