Stahl orders the last honey chips on amazon. He's been waiting for a long time to order those chips since they always ran out of stock. Hopefully Stahl can receive his chips and enjoy them in peace with no disgusting tall man with an ugly outfit. (aka Gangrel)
*someone lightly knocks on the door*
Lonqu- Stahl? Are you in there?
Stahl- YEA
Lonqu- Hey Stahl uhm were going to the graduation ceremony rn so uhm could you hurry up?
Stahl- YEA
Lonqu- okay just hop in the car when you're done were all waiting for you-
*the toilet flushes then the sink runs*
Lonqu-...?
Stahl- okay i'm done lets go
Lonqu- okay grape
*Lonqu and Stahl head into the white Honda*
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Chrom- Heyy guys
Stahl and Lonqu- Hi
Chrom- It's amazing isn't it? How much he has grown.
Robin- I feel like a proud mom :,)
Chrom- I can't wait to see his adorable little face
*Robin drives them to the graduation ceremony*
*Everyone gets out the car and meets up with the others*
Gangrel- Oh Stahl...You finally came out of the bathroom. You nasty little-
Lissa- Do you ever want to kick someone in the stomach so badly?
Frederick- Stahl? Are you feeling alright?
Stahl- Shush, you guys know I have stomach issues.
Gangrel- Why dont you eat less? Maybe you wouldn't-
*Gaius puts a jump rope around Gangrel's neck then throws him in the dirt*
Gangrel- WAAAA :(
Henry- LOL BIGGEST L
Gaius- Guys we cant chat well be late!
Chrom- I agree lets move out.
Lissa- Omg finally we have seats!!
Lonqu- It's cold
Henry- Want to use my sheep coat?
*shows a lamb hide*
Lonqu- Uhm. No.Thanks.
Sumia- H-hey guys *gasps* you a-almost left me-
Robin- Chrom how did she escape?
Chrom- Uhm well i uh-
Stahl- GUYS LOOK ITS STARTING
Gaius- OMG OMG OMG
Lissa- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chrom- SHUT UP LISSA
Frederick- Woo.Wooo.
Robin- Frederick could you be more enthusiastic?
Frederick- Woo..Wooo!
Robin- ...
Gangrel- THESE SEATS ARE JUST PATHETIC!! HOW CAN ANYONE SIT HERE??
Everyone- SHHHHH
Gangrel- :(
*The principal does his boring speech about all the grads. Then explains how the school is amazing and totally proud of all the weed smokers, school shooters, and annoying brats that are graduating.*
Principal- Now we will be giving these grads the paper that gives them freedom from this prison of a school. :D
*Everyone claps*
*The principle continues to call the students name*
Henry- WHERES OUR BOY???
Gaius- YEAHH?? DONDE ESTAS??
Lonqu- You speak French?
Gaius- .
*Gaius proceeds to CLOCK Lon'qu*
Robin- #GirlBoss #WineAndPray
Chrom- Hashtag? Girl boss?-
Lissa- GUYS LOOK ITS HIM
Robin- OMG MY BABY
Stahl- OMG MY BABY
Gangrene- OMG MY SLAVE
*Roy does the fortnite on stage*
Henry- ROY GRAB THAT PAPER AND GET UR ARSE OVER HERE WE HATE YOU
Gangrel- THAT RED HAIRED FREAK OWES ME MONEY
Robin- WTF WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING
Chrom- I LOVE YOU RORY OMG
Gaius- THAT'S NOT HIS NAME DUMMY!
Gaius- I LOVE YOU STINKY
Stahl- CONGRATS ON GRADUATING KINDERGARTEN
Lissa- AAAA I LOVE YOU SMALL ROY
Frederick- DON'T PEE UR PANTS
Lonqu- HELP MY EYE HURTS I THINK IT'S BLEEDING
*Henry smacks the qu out of Lon*
Roy- SHUT THE #^#&^ UP YOU GUYS %** ALL #(#& 2*@&*@( #(#*#&@@( I LITERALLY ^#*#*@ HATE (**# (#&*$*# WHY DO YOU GUYS #*##* #&**^#^#&@ ##*#*#^@^ #&*^&^#*(&*(&*&^&@^&*(*$*(^%#%@*@^&*
Stahl- WOOOO GO ROY YEA
Henry- YOUR BREATH STANK
Lissa- omg it does what?
Robin- GUYS SHUT UP
*Roy runs across the stage and snatches the paper and runs out the football field and to the Honda*
Lonqu- G-GUYS HE'S LEAVING
Gaius- NOOO PRETTY BOY COME BACK
*Everyone gets up and runs*
Roy- NO LEAVE ME TF ALONE YOU BAGGOTS DIE
Gangrel- MY MONEY MF? WHERE IS IT??
Roy- UP YOURS
Henry- You're officially in first grade how do you feel!
Roy- STOP YOU GUYS SUCK
Chrom- Don't be like that we came all the way to support you :D
Roy- YOU GUYS EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY
Lonqu- Haha I told you Stahl.
Stahl- Omg Lon'qu I didn't know you could predict the future?!
Robin- ROY WE ARE SORRY
Roy- SHUT UP PIGTAILS
Robin- I- ykw
*Roy kicks Gangrel in the knees and runs. Unfortunately Frederick was right behind him*
Frederick- Congrats Roy I'm very proud :D
Roy- WH-
*Frederick bodies Roy causing him to pass out*
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sabishii stahl
Humoruh uh sabishii means lonely so the title is basically "Lonely Stahl" It's funny because Stahl is like always surrounded by his friends. (plus the name sounded catchy) This is like basically like you know like basically kinda like mmh yeah that's rig...
