It is now 8AM and everyone is almost ready to leave for their duties.
Trigger warning: Very cringy I almost cried making this
Chrom- Alright everyone Robin, Frederick, and I are heading out.
Frederick- Farewell.
Robin- Bye everyone have a good day! :D
*Robin, Frederick, and Chrom leave in the Honda*
Lonqu- Hm I dont have to leave until an hour from now so i'll chill in the living room
Stahl- I have to go i'm bouta be late!!! bye guys!
Roy- Wait for me!
Stahl- Wait for you?
Roy- yeah aren't I coming with you?
Stahl- UH NO
Roy- WDYM WHY NOT?! DON'T YOU WORK AT A CAFE??
Stahl- HENRY DID YOU TELL THEM?
Henry- I did no such thing
Roy- WHAT'S WRONG WITH A CAFE ALL YOU DO IS SELL SWEETS AND COFFEE
Stahl- huh but. OH YEAH UHM RIGHT I DO BUT YOU CAN'T COME. MY MANAGER HATES KIDS OKAY BYE :D
Giaus- UGH STAHL WAIT I'M COMING DON'T LEAVE
*Gaius leaves with Stahl in the Ronda*
Lissa- Okay...then! Roy, you can come with me!
Roy- Where do you work?
Lissa- Roys R Us!
Roy- OH WOW GRAPE SAY LESS
Sumia- H-hey lissa I need a ride.
Lissa- okay whatever just don't speak for the whole ride mkay :)
*Lissa, Suima, and Roy leave in the Sonda*
Gangrel- Now it's just you and me dear Lonqu
Lonqu- uhm wanna play uno?
Gangrel- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Henry-...I'd rather walk then be in a car with you rats
*Henry leaves*
Lonqu- Whaa i doooo
Gangrel- Lonqu be a sweetie and put the card down
*Lonqu plays a draw four*
Gangrel-.................
Gangrel- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
...
*After a 10 minute walk, Henry finally makes it to Stahl's job, and walks in the maid cafe*
Greeter-Hiii welcome! Please wait to be seated! :D
Henry- Woah it's like a fever dream in here but without the fever
Stahl- Welcome to- Holy shizzle sticks on bun what in good naga are you doing here Henry i told you to never come here why the actual frask are you here for?
Henry- That's no way to treat a customer :(
Stahl- Henry please leave i'm begging
Garon- STAHL WHAT YOU STANDING FOR?!?? YOU BETTER SERVE THAT KITTEN!!
Stahl-...
Henry- You better do what he says!
Stahl- Come with me you little piece of garbich i hope you become diseased and turn purple tomorrow Kitten.
Henry- Goodie!
Stahl- Sit here pale ahh lizard
Henry- I dont like this attitude stahly :(
Giaus- Stahl what's taking so long- oh my god
Henry- Oh Gaius I didn't know you worked here
Gaius- Stahl hurry up and get snow white outta here
Stahl- Shayless! So stinky what would you like?
*Stahl gives the menu*
Henry- The whole menu. One of everything :)
Stahl- uhm.
Garon- Is there a problem here, Stahly boy?
Stahl- no..
Garon- no? What?
Stahl- NO KITTEN BOSS GARON
*stahl runs into the kitchen*
Stahl- GAIUS GIAUS
Gaius- what what? Is he gone?????
Stahl- That fatty ordered the whole menu like a lil baggot
Gaius- ogh okay well then well then well SAY THAT WE RAN OUT
Stahl- okay okay okay
*stahl runs back to the albino vampire*
Stahl- Dear sir
Henry- yes?
Stahl- we fracking ran out of everything, so leave right now and i wont get my gang to jump you when you're alone. :D
Henry- tf? Would be a shame if I gave this nice establishment a 1 star review on yelp
Garon- WHAT
Stahl- NO PUT THE PHONE DOWN I'LL CHECK AGAIN THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE
*stahl runs back into the kitchen*
Stahl- Gaius he pulled the 1 star review on yelp card
Gaius- oh no this is bad he really wants to eat here and embarrass the daylights out of us
Stahl- I'll start making the drinks :(
Gaius- KITTIES I NEED HELP ON THE STOVE, WE GOT A HUNGRY STINKER WHO WANTS THE WHOLE MENU
Henry- Kitty boss Garon
Garon- Yes meow
Henry- Are you the manager here?
Garon- Ofc meow
Henry- Could you go in the kitchen and make sure they don't poison my food
Garon- With pleasure MEROWWW
*Garon gets on all fours and head to the kitchen*
...
*Nikki minajs chile chile chile starts to play*
Henry- huh whos calling me
*henry picks up his limited edition usui phone*
Henry- Heeello~?
Chrom- Henry!
Henry- yes pretty boy?
Chrom- Lets have lunch together! I kinda upsetted Robin and uh the office is a warzone rn
Henry- Ohhh~~~ Of course, come meet me! I'll send my location :))))
Chrom- Grape!
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sabishii stahl
Humoruh uh sabishii means lonely so the title is basically "Lonely Stahl" It's funny because Stahl is like always surrounded by his friends. (plus the name sounded catchy) This is like basically like you know like basically kinda like mmh yeah that's rig...
