Henry- Ohhh~~~ Of course, come meet me! I'll send my location :))))
Chrom- Grape!
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Stahl- Here sir your drink-
Henry- don't I have a special name here?
Stahl- Here kitten your fracking drinks
Henry- Thank you. When will my food be done?
Stahl- Wait another hour you chunky kitten
*stahl leaves and attends the other customers*
Henry- hmm I should invite everyone here...Ooh! Maybe i'll see cat fight!
*Henry smiles and giggles like a weirdo*
Giaus- psst stahl
Stahl- yea?
Gaius- Look Stahl! Henry's making THAT face
Stahl- huh what does that mean?
Giaus- He's planning something and whatever it is we cannot allow it
Stahl- right but where's the food
Giaus-It's done. I'll help you serve it
*Stahl an Giaus walk over to Henry's ugly ah table*
Stahl- Here kitten, your greasy food is here
Henry- dont you mean greasy cat nip?
Giaus- shut up before i get my gang on you
Stahl- nono i already threatened him with that
Gaius- oh then i'll give you whiplash when you least expect it
Henry- how mean! :(
*Chrom walks in*
Chrom- Henry! Where are you and what is this place
Henry- Over here Pretty blue boy!
*Chrom sits down across from Henry*
Chrom- Stahl..? Gaius is that you?
Gaius- No it's not. I'm his twin brother Midas
Chrom- OH i didn't know Gaius had a twin
Giaus- yeah now leave smurf haired rats and white haired vampires aren't allowed here
Henry- Chrom did you know Gaius and Stahl work here? At a maid cafe?
Stahl-...
Gaius-...
Chrom- WOAH WHAT SO IT IS YOU GAIUS
Gaius- SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT
Garon- GIAUS YOU BETTER NOT BE YELLING AT OUR KITTENS
Gaius- listen here ya little whippersnappers you leave without paying a single dime and i'll have mercy
Henry- But but I invited all my friends to come eat at this nice establishment
Stahl and Gaius- WHAT!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Robin- CHROM YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME I CAN TRACK YOU ANYWHERE- oh what is this? Stahl in a maid outfit?? Gaius too? :0
Stahl- Garon i'm going on break brb
Garon- It better be quick
Gaius-Oh yeah me too me too
Garon- grgrgRGrg
*Stahl and Gaius run to the back*
Henry- Robin over here!
Chrom- ohno
Robin- Chrom.
Chrom- listen I didn't know those oreos were yours i was really hungry and uhm i love you
Robi- your life has been spared but only for today
Chrom- #WAP #Grillboss
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Stahl- Gaius i'm quaking in my boots at this rate everyone is gonna know
Gaius-...stahl
Stahl-yes jellybean?
Gaius- I have an idea. We become. The most clumsiest maids. Embrasses the daylights out of ourselves.
Stahl- Why would we do such a thing
Gaius- If it works Garon will fire us and the rest of the guys will feel bad and treat us.
Stahl- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OKAY LET'S DO IT
Gaius- GRAPE
Lonqu- man you ordered alot henry
Lissa-ikr this is grape
Friedrick- yummy
Henry- i was feelin a lil generous today
Sumia-i-its really g-good
Robin- Sumia don't you have trash cans to empty?
Sumia-s-sorry
Robin- die
Chrom- Do Stahl and Gaius really work here?
Gangrel- I wonder where those hooligans are?
*Stahl comes out with 10 cups of tea on one tray*
Stahl- S-sorry dearest kitten we forgot about your 10 cups of assorted boiling hot boba teas
Henry- what? But i didn't order any-
Henry-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(#))#*@@@@(@(((((((((((((((((*33333333334748903308948390
*stahl accidentally spills on the tea on henry*
Stahl- Ohmygoodnes! Im so sorry sir!
Henry- YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chrom- POLICEEE HELPP POLICEE
Robin- HE NEEDS SUM- KEKE HE NEEDS SOME MILK AHAHA
Garon- SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN
*Gaius runs out with a fire extinguisher*
Gaius- I'M ON IT
*gaius proceeds to drown Henry*
Gaius- SIR ARE YOU OKAY SIR???!!
Stahl- Hold on, I think he needs CPR lemme just
*Stahl grabs a chair and smashes it on Henry*
Garon- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU FOOLS!! GET OUT OF THE MAID CAFE!!!!!
Stahl- NO YOU GET OUT UGLYYYY!!!
*Stahl and Gaius make a run for it in their dragging maid dresses then proceed to hop in the Ronda and drive away*
Robin- GUYS LET'S LEAVE BEFORE THEY SUE US
*Everyone runs out the maid cafe*
Chrom- COME ON HENRY WE GOTTA GO
*Chrom grabs Henry by the arm and drags him out*
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sabishii stahl
Humoruh uh sabishii means lonely so the title is basically "Lonely Stahl" It's funny because Stahl is like always surrounded by his friends. (plus the name sounded catchy) This is like basically like you know like basically kinda like mmh yeah that's rig...
