Once upon a time in the middle of the ocean there were two silly mermans!
Henry- OOooOO wow look at us!
Chrom- why are we mermaids
Henry- MERMANS CHROM WE ARE MERMANS
Chrom- ISN'T IT THE SAME THING? Also don't yell at me im fragile :C
Henry- no it's not. Merman is a related term of mermaid. As nouns the difference between merman and mermaid is that merman is a legendary creature, human male from the waist up, fishlike from the waist down while mermaid is a mythological creature with a woman's head and upper body, and a tail of a fish. Source-(wikidiff.com/merman/mermaid)
Chrom- Henry...why?
Henry-So you don't get confused like how people get mermaids and sirens confused the difference is-
Chrom- WOW LOOK ABOVE A HUGE SHADOW LET'S GO SEE IF ITS A SHIP
Henry- >:( okay but you will listen to me later
Robin- Ahh yes what a grape day to be a captain of a ship dedicated to transport robins to Ylisse with a crew of pirates that also want to dedicate their lives to protecting robins!
Stahl- Yes Captain Robin! What a grape day indeed!
Sully- Stahl matey! Did you finish feeding all the robins!
Stahl- Yesnt!
Sully-So is that a yes or a no
Stahl- Mayhaps!
Robin-STAHL GET BACK TO WORK
Stahl- Aaaa :((
Vaike- ARRRR THERE BE A CREATURE DOWN BELOW
Robin- PIRATES GET TO YOUR STATIONS AND PROTECT THE ROBINS
Pirate crew- ARRRRRROGGER THAT CAPTAIN
Robin- Giaus where are the creatures!?
Giaus- Up ahead Captain, there are only two shadows not very big
Robin- Ill handle them myself! Watch my back Gaius!
*Robin runs to the front of the ship*
Chrom- aaa Henry look at that doll in white! Isn't she a beauty
Henry- Chrom that's a pirate and she looks mean! She's gonna kill you if she sees you!
Chrom- i'm gonna go say hi to her
Henry- NO DON'T
*Chrom jumps out the water and onto a huge rock, revealing his rock hard abs and huge glistering diamond tail*
Robin- Woah! What do we have here?
Chrom- H-hi you're really really pretty :D
Robin- AAAH IT SPOKE GAIUS SHOOT IT SHOOT IT NOW
Henry- oh sweet naga Chrom you-
Chrom- HUH
*Henry drags Chrom down right before an arrow strikes in henrys tail*
Henry- AARH DAMN IT CHROMM
Chrom-NOOOOO
*the two merMAN descend into the warm colored ocean leaving a trail of blood*
Robin- AH GAIUS YOU HIT IT GOOD JOB
Gaius- Thank you, but i don't think they were a threat
Robin- Are you sure! I'm pretty sure those were mermaids-
Stahl- Mermans!
Robin- ...Anyhow they aren't to be trusted. I heard they eat birds! AND ROBINS ARE BIRDS
Sully- That may be true!. But we shouldn't let this opportunity go to waste! Mermans sell for a lot these days
Robin- Ah sully you're right let's go hunt them down!
Pirate crew- ARRR
Henry- nnhg chrom you're slower than a sea urchin!
Chrom- Henry im so sorry i just thought
Henry- NO i don't wanna hear it! >:C
Chrom- I'm sorry please take this starfish
*Henry takes the starfish and slaps it on his wound*
Henry- you know you still owe me
Chrom- do you have to henry? :(
Henry- YES I DO NOW LISTEN the difference between siren and mermaids is-
*a spear pierces into the water barely missing Henry*
Henry & Chrom- OH GREAT HEAVENS
Henry- GOSH FRIGGIN DARNITY DARN IT CHROM THEY FOLLOWED US AND NOW WERE GONNA DIE
Chrom-IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY-
Henry-QUIT SAYING SORRY AND SWIMMMM
Stahl- AH I missed them!
Robin-QUICK THEYRE GETTIN AWAY
Chrom- COME ON HENRYY
Henry- GAH I CAN'T SWIM ANY FASTER...i hurt :C
Chrom- HENRY WATCH OUT
Henry- HUH
*An arrow hits henrys back*
Henry- GAHH OWWIEEE
Chrom-HENRRYYYYY
Henry-SWIM AWAY TO LAND, CHROM
*a huge net covers Henry and swifty pulls him up to the boat*
Chrom- HENRYYY NOOOOO
Robin- ARGG WE GOT ONEE NOW WHERE'S THE OTHER
Chrom- oh gee oh no oh gee oh no oh gee oh NO
*Chrom quickly swims away*
Robin- GIAUS WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE
Giaus- I CAN'T SEE HIM CAPTAIN
Sully- Darn we only got one, well this will do
Robin- Good job crew well have a feast tonight
Stahl- isn't it half cannibalism if we eat the merman?
Sully- THE MAJORITY IS SEAFOOD
Stahl- STILL DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME
Henry- nooo don't eat me! I taste like uh HUMAN
Robin- We won't be deceived by your LIES you slimy creature!
Henry- darn
Giaus- Do you eat birds?!
Henry- ew no they're nasty and smelly like yo mama-
Robin- LIES you will tell us where your partner is now!
Henry- idk probably crying in the bottom of the seafloor
Stahl- you know captain he speaks just like us...maybe he doesn't mean any harm
Robin- NONSENSE STAHL someone get rope and shut this mermans face up
Henry-how mean!
to be continued!
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