Some Ulta customer- uhm is this for sale?
Gangrel- no sweetie theres no sign so its not *Gangrel continues to file his nails*
Some Ulta customer-UMMM my name is NOT sweetie so don't call me that
Gangrel- okay cupcake
Some Ulta customer-are you serious?! I have a boyfriend
Gangrel- who?
Some Ulta customer-Im not telling you-
Gangrel- ASKED
Some Ulta customer-why i never! Get me your manager
Gangrel- K
Garon- what's the tea sis
Gangrel- Theres this wack lady here i guess
Garon- *smacks on gum* Ooh chile what is THAT smell?
Some Ulta customer- Excuse me? I smell good!
Garon-Uh no girl you smell like that nasty japanese cherry blossom from bath and body works
Gangrel- Fr sis you need a new perfume....and face
Some Ulta customer- I did not come here to be disrespected!
Gangrel- yes maam you came here to be yassified!!
Some Ulta customer- Yass-a what now??
Garon- YASSIFIED!! LET'S FIX THIS WRETCHED GURL
Gangrel & Garon- YA YA YASSIFIED
*que the epic yassifying sailor moon transformation*
Some Ulta customer- W-who are you guys?!
Yass Gangrel- I am Yass
Ified Garon- and I'm ified!
Yass Gangrel & Ified Garon- AND WE ARE YASSIFIEDDDD!!! YAS KWEEENNN
*The whole Ulta place is covered in glitter and becomes a disco then starts booming 1991(CupcakKe Remix)*
Some Ulta customer- PERIODTTTT
the end-ified
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sabishii stahl
Humoruh uh sabishii means lonely so the title is basically "Lonely Stahl" It's funny because Stahl is like always surrounded by his friends. (plus the name sounded catchy) This is like basically like you know like basically kinda like mmh yeah that's rig...
