sabishii stahl

Hospital

After driving a few miles, Stahl, Henry, and Gaius made it to the hospital and brought Henry to the ER.

Stahl- Help

Lady- uhm your name sir?

Stahl- HELP MY FRIEND NEEDS HELP

Lady- YOUR NAME SIR?

Stahl- MY FRIEND NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION RN

Lady- YES AND I NEED UR NAME

Stahl- Oh it's Stahl

Lady- Thank you, take a seat and wait for your name

Stahl-BUT BUT HE MIGHT BE NEAR DEATH

Gaius- YEA WE NEED SERVICE RIGHT NOW

*Gaius puts a finger gun to the ladys head*

Lady- ok i underestimated the situation, let me call the doctors

*the lady grabs the phone*

*911 What's your emergency?*

Stahl- OH goodie! Henry, you're going to be alright! :D

Giaus- Stahl you bonehead! Shes calling the police

Stahl- Oh.

*Giaus and Stahl make a run for it and ended up leaving Henry at the hospital*

Stahl- Giaus I feel like we forgot something

Gaius- Oh yeah we forgot Henry, but like hell be alright he's at a hospital

Stahl- Oh you're right let's go to sleep

*beep..beeep..beeep.beeep..beep*

Henry-...mgnn.am i dead..?

Nurse- Sir you're awake..? Hes waking up!

Henry- uuuh hhuuh what?

Nurse- Stay seated sir, Ill get the doctor

*The nurse runs out and closes the door*

Henry- huh....HUH WHAT where am I? Oh theres a fly on me.

Henry- ...My head hurts...I wonder what happened?

Doctor- Sir! Are you feeling okay?

Henry- Yeah I think. My head hurts though.. Am I dead?

Doctor- No you're alive dummy. You're at a hospital

Henry- How did I get here?

Nurse- Your friends left you on the ER floor and drove off. One of their names is Stahl.

Henry- Stahlhm I feel alright so uh can I leave?

Doctor- No we need some paperwork to be done i'll be back

Henry- oh okay

*Nurse and doctor leave the room*

Henry- shii im bout to bust out of dis room ain't nobody gonna keep me locked up

*Henry proceeds to open and jump out the window, but since he is magic he doesnt land on the ground he just levitates and slowly floats his way to home :D*

Chrom- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT HENRY AT THE HOSPITAL ALL ALONE WITH NO WAY TO IDENTIFY HIM

Gaius- Exactly that duh!

Stahl- Yeah Chrom don't be slow

Roy- YOU GUYS SUCK

Gangrel- I personally am GLAD that they left Henry. He was a menace and an abusive roommate. Hopefully theyll look up his photo and finally put him in the slammer

Gaius- The slammer? For what?

Gangrel- Don't you know he used to sell pounds and pounds of drugs from 20 different countries. Mans was a hardcore junkie!

Stahl- Interesting when was this?

Gangrel- When he was like 8

Chrom- HUH??!?!?

Robin- Chrom we should have a pee test every week. I think these bozos do drugs

Chrom- what makes you say that

Robin- The garage smells like bleach and axe spray

Gaius- Daymn who was doin drugs in the garage?

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Frederick-Ill get that

*Frederick opens the door*

Henry- 😐

Frederick- Oh Henry. Youre back. I hope youre feeling alright.

Henry- move.

*Frederick steps back*

Stahl- OMG Henry youre back! I knew you woul- okay hes coming closer lets run Gaius

Stahl- Gaius..?

Chrom- Giaus already ran out the backdoor

Stahl- HUH-

*Henry grabs Stahl by the neck and drags him into the garage*

Stahl- HELP *COUGH* HEALP PLEASE IM SO SORYW HELP-

*the garage door slams*

Robin- so uhm we just gonna let Stahl die like that?

Chrom- it's what he gets for leaving Henry like that

Roy- you all smell

Sumia- b-but s-shouldnt Gaius get p-punished as well?

Lissa & Robin- Shut up wretched foul skunk

Sumia-...

Frederick- now now lets play nice-

Sumia- IM TIRED OF YOU ALL BULLYING ME

*everyone gasps*

Sumia- o-oh i'm sorry

Robin- its okay Sumia i understand sorry for being so mean to you all the time

Sumia- r-really?

Robin- no

*robin drags Sumia and throws her in the garage*

*muffled noises of Stahls screams are now joined by Sumias screams*

Lissa- Nice Robin!

Robin- Thank you Lissa :3

Chrom- i-

Frederick- uhm

Roy- women are scary

*Henry steps out the garage*

Henry- hiya everyone didja miss me?

Lissa-no

Henry- >:(

Lissa-i mean yes

Chrom- we love you so much

Gangrel-

Henry- GangrelDidja miss me? :))

Gangrel- I-i uh..

*Henry smiles from ear to ear*

Gangrel- YES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH let's go get ice-cream my plegian bestie!

Henry- YAY!

*Gangrel whispers help me*

*They leave for ice-cream*

Gaius- I-is he gone?

Chrom- Yes. I hope you and Stahl learned your lesson.

Gaius- yeah yeah but please don't show up to our new job like that it's embarrassing

Chrom- Of course

Gaius- You promise?

Robin & Chrom & Lissa- Yes

*All of them hand their fingers crossed*

The end :D