The Files of SmashMinis

Ness

Ninten: He is the lovable, the brave, the gluttonous, NESS!!!!!!
Claus: Yeah go fatso!(still sarcastic)
Ninten: Be supportive Claus! Supportive!
Claus: Okay... Yay go Ness!!!
*Awkward Silence*
Ninten: What? He's running late, Again!
Ness: Ahh!*Falls Through The Ceiling* Oh hwello! Nintun~!*Faints*
Ninten: Ohkay~?
Claus*shaking Ness*: Bruh wake up! I'm only here because of you!! Get up!
Ness: Oh! Sorry I wasn't thinking straight!!! What was happening again?
Ninten: Technically you're on a talk show.
Ness: Makes sense for the sofa chairs and flashing lights.
Ninten: Ok Ness! Gingersnap and I will be asking you 3 questions each, okay?
Ness: I'm fine with that!
Ninten: First Question-What were you doing when you got the journey letter to all the SsBb games and how did you react?
Ness: Well, to think of it... I think for the first game I was chillin' in my house listening to my favorite rock song while eating steak. When I got the letter I thought it was a letter from someone else, but in the end it was the SsB letter! Happily I agreed to join and got a worry from my mom, but she's all right now! The second and third time I was invited and got a meeting with Master Hand telling me about joining any other game. Of course I agreed with him and happily told my mother about the news. On the fourth game I told him to replace me for Lucas but he didn't say that was possible so I was forced to be in Smash Bros 4.
Ninten:...oh...was that touchy?
Ness: Noh, it's ok...
Ninten: Well it's time for question 2!
Ness: Come on! Let's do dis!
Ninten: Question 2-Why did you crash through the ceiling?
Ness: Just came back from a Brawl! K.O. into the ceiling and went flying landing through the roof! Like a Boss.
Claus(holding a coke): *Slurp* To you at least...
Ninten: Last question from meh! Why do you hang around ice cream co-
Claus: LUCAS!
Ninten: Um...Lucas all the time?
Ness: He needs a bodyguard and a big brotherly friend with him, and which that is meh!!! I also think he's lonely at times. It's nice to have a good loyal friend!!!
Ninten: Beautiful...
Claus: Mein Turn!
Ninten: K! I'll see you later!(leaves room)
Claus: Why do you like my brother so much?
Ness: I'm telling you, he's a nice guy!!
Claus: Crud yo so optimistic it's a crime.
Ness: hehe... Was that a good thing?
Claus: Next question...Best Friends?
Ness: Plenty! I have Link, Lucas, Nana, Popo, Pt(PokemonTrainer), Villa, Hikari, Time, All Links, Ike, Pit, Tip?, Marth, Roy, Mario, Samus, Paula, Poo, Jeff, Blood, Pink, Red, Blue, Vio, Shadow, Cross, Dexholders, Giygas, Viola, Pastel, Porky, you, Ninten, Picky, AppleKid, Buttercup, All the Pokemon clones, Travis, Vanilla, Luigi, Zelda, Peach, Rosalina, Daisy, Wario, King Dedede, Kirby, Mr.Game and Watch, Jigglypuff, Lucario, Pokemon, Nomu, Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, and anyone from everywhere!!!
Claus: Dang...Enemies
Ness: Oh don't get me started! You know any friend can be an enemy.
Claus: Good. Last question! Why are you so nice to me, when I'm so mean to you?
Ness: Inside your good person! I can see it!
Claus:*Blush* Leave already! *Push!*
Ness: Well Bye! I guess?*waves*
Ninten:*Climbs from under neath Ness's hat* Well, goodbye everyone! We'll see you next time with Another Smash Mini!!!!
Claus: What the-?
Ness: Please-Please get off...
All: BYE!*waves*

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