The Files of SmashMinis

Villa

Ninten: O-okay...It's Villager who we'll be interviewing t-today~
Claus: What so wrong about him?
Ninten: Bruh you don't know?
Claus: Oreo...I don't know anything anymore.
Ninten: True, well Villa can be really, and when I say really I mean really... scary...gorey
Claus: So?
Villa: I apologize for the tardiness. I was chopping someone's- I mean a cherry tree...
Claus: that explains the "cherry juice"
Ninten:(whispers to Claus)It's not cherry juice....
Villa: Yeah...Chain gave me a bottle of jam to hold and I held too hard so it splattered everywhere....
Ninten:.....yeah....right, sure you did that...
Villa: So, um, what do we have here exactly?
Claus: Oreo and I are going to interview you with three questions each!
Villa: oh, ok! That sounds fun!!!
Claus: *whispers* see Ninten he isn't that bad.
Ninten: *whispers* yeah whatever. *Clears Throat* Can I go first?
Villa: Sure whatever.
Ninten: How old are you?
Villa: 14 years old, sir!
Ninten: What do you do exactly?
Villa: I'm the mayor of a village in my game, I collect, do chores, and work as mayor.
Claus: Responsibility isn't a bad thing, Ninten...
Ninten: Gladly the last question, W-what is y-your m-most pri-prized possession?
Villa: My axe. It helps me with daily things.
Ninten: Good I'm done! Claus you go next!!!! *jumps and hides behind a sofa chair.
Claus and Villa: Ohhhhhhkaaaayyy?
Claus: First Question, who's that dog you spend time with a lot?
Villa: She's not just a DOG, she's my assistance on duty! And HER NAME IS ISABELLE!!!!
Ninten: Told ya he got scary easily!
Claus: Shut Up!!!! Ok next question. What is the most precious thing to you?
Villa: Oh! That's easy!!! Chain.
Claus: Ok....
Ninten: I'm telling you Bruh!!! Warning you of his total creepiness!!!
Claus: Whatever..Last Question: What is your favorite colors?
Villa: RED!!!!! It's the color of hearts!!!
Ninten: Shapes or Humans!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Claus: that's it!!! *grabs Ninten by the collar* SHUT THE FREAK UP ABOUT HIM BEING CREEPY!!!
Ninten: Help Me!!!
Villa: I guess this is where I go by a new jar and jam for Chain...
All: See Ya!!! Bye!!!!

A/N: Well that was weird. If you think that this was a nice chapter, please comment and vote!!!! Until next time, Bye!