*TRIGGER WARNING* this chapter may contain topics of abuse and sexual harassment.
I'll do some - - - - - - lines to warn you.
Okay reader...
I left you on an unsettling note in the last chapter.
I was on a trip so...
..
*wind flowing*
I couldn't POSSIBLY have taken ANY time off my vacation :(
...
I miss writing this stupid dumb idiot sandwich book.
Taurus: Sandwish?? Can I have sum? (¯―¯ ٥)
No Taurus u lil sussy baka...
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So what happened to Scorpio...
Well...
He's...
Scorpio: UHHHGGHUHHUUUUU (-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄_-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ) UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (⋟﹏⋞)
He was crying...
Scorpio: I-I'M G-GONN-NA (;﹏;)
Gonna what Scopipo?
Out with it!!!
Scorpio: I'm gonna have to c-call my brother so he can help me get away with attempted arson and escape a conviction by the federal law! (ノ﹏ヽ) b(￣▽￣*)
W-WAIT!!
SCORPIO!!!
I ran after him with my camera crew.
We observed the distressed male hiding in a thick bush of Azalea flowers and bugs.
SCORPIPI!
Scorpio frowned at my foolish attempt of a funny meme moment.
He almost cried from cringe...
But-
Scorpio: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!? YOU GAVE ME A REALLY HARD TIME WHEN YOU RANKED THE ZODIACS!!! I was having real self-esteem issues for a while you know... ꒰⍨꒱
Come out of the bush first... I want to have an interview with you...
Scorpio: AS IF!
A flying axe made of fire appeared in front of Scorpio's face, to which he responded by recoiling away from the hot fire (which could be Scorpio's hot brother idkkkk).
I am the author...
Scorpio...
Remember that I can kill you off and torture you as much as I'd like.
I am god...
Scorpio: W-well... *sigh*
He was slothing and wiggling his way out of the bush, covered in soot from the fire and bugs from the bush.
Azalea petals adorning his fuzzy hair.
I blushed.
W-well (Get it together me!!!)
M-me and my crew as already set up a station for us to have an interview.
Scorpio cringed.
Scorpipip: Well what do I get from it? (▰˘︹˘▰)
You get the best lawyer I know for your upcomming trial! There may be a slight risk that you may plead guilty for attempted arson after all... and it's my job to look after you!
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac friends
RandomPICTURE DAY!! Aquarius: *dabs* Gemini: NO! EW!!! Aries: NO YELLING!!! YOU YELL!! YOU FIGHT ME!!! Libra: I'm sorry you had to see this.. Reader.. it's not always like this... Leo: IF YOU GUYS KEEP ON MAKING A RUCKUS! THIS PHOTO WILL LOOK LIKE CR...
