Cancer: So.. in todays conference we're gonna talk about wattpad premium..
*DRAMATIC SPOOKY THUNDER IN THE BACKGROUND*
Cancer: Personally, I think it's weird that you gotta pay money to change the colour of your profile and stuff..
Pisces: But.. THE ADS!!! WE'LL BE FREE OF ADS!!
Aquarius: YES! OVERCONSUMPTION REDUCES TO 0%!!! You idiot, we're still gonna see ads after we leave wattpad!
Leo: Pfft, you poor people can't even BUY this... (I can't either XDDD)
Aqurius: To be fair, I don't want to. So you're a dum dum.
Leo: You're*****
Aquarius: That's what I said! You baka!
Leo: -'д'-
Taurus: ＿ﾉ乙(､ﾝ､)＿
Gemini: TAURUS!! YOU LAZY MUTT!! This is a conference!!! AN EU CONFERENCE!!!
Taurus: Sure... I gues.. I'll pay for premuim??
Gemini: Good.
Leo: But Taurus! You got no money!
Sackbung: And I've got no house! (≧∇≦)b
Capricorn: Well Sagi, it's about time to get a house.
Sackpipe: I guess you're right! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Taurus: I guess I wanna sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pisces: Life is hard when you always sleepy sleep.. BUT IT'S HARDER WHEN YOU'RE ME!!!
Libra: Well luckily, we're not you!
Pisces: Wanna settle this outside?
Libra: No, it's a battle of wits, you snake.
Aquarius: ..(That's hot)
Taurus: ..(A girlfight?? I can't sleep now! _(:3｣∠)_ .)
Sagitunga: ..(That's cool! A battle of wits?? I wanna try (≧∀≦ゞ)
Virgo: ..This is stupid...
Cancer: yOU don't get it! She sad AF. (And why hasn't there been a ScorpioxCapricorn moment??)
Sagimani: THIS IS NOT TIME TO BE SAD!!!! I've made a smörgåstårta for us to eat later!!
Virgo: Very true, this is a meeting that will be airing on television..
Taurus: Wait.. this will be on TV?
Virgo: Yes, you didn't know?
Taurus: No.. Hi mom and dad!
Gemini: THIS IS GONNA BE BROADCAST ACROSS EUROPE!!
Taurus: But we're not even in Europe?
Pisces: IF I KNEW, I WOULDN'T BE HERE! I'M IN DESPAIR!! (;Д;)
Virgo: Well, I guess that's how things go.
Sagyman: Good! You took the words right outta by mouth! (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧
Pisces: I'm gonna die.. I'm definetly gonna die.. (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
Virgo: Well, I wouldn't spend money on premium. Reading is all I wanna do, and it's already free... So why spend money?
Aquarius: I feel the same. People who don't want to spend money on premium must live under capitalism..
Libra: It's JUST LIKE MOVIESTARPLANET!!!
Cancer: ...It is! Now that you mention it... (I still play it... DON'T JUDGE ME!)
Scorpio: I know... I've never spent money online... ON ANYTHING!
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