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It has been a month since the zodiacs moved into that FORSAKEN DUMB luxurious and comftrable beach home...
But there's only one problem...
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MEANWHILE ON A BOAT
Libra: Look.. we gotta talk..
Pisces: Oh gee, what braincells are you looking to kill now?
Libra: Sure, let's start bullshitting again -_-
Pisces: Look, if you wanna talk... Talk to the fish.
Gemini: BUT WE HAVEN'T CAUGHT ANY FISH!!!
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Cancer: HA HA HAAAAAA! PISCES! YOU ARE A FISH YA DOOFUS!
Leo: Oh. My. God. XDD
Pisces: >:O!!!
Libra: Think before you speak.. you fishface.
Pisces: I AM HURT!!!
Gemini: No, seriously... we haven't caught any fish...
Virgo: Girls, if you wanna catch fish you gotta at least try.
Leo: So... we just, like sit in silence??
Libra: I think so.. Although, I have caught a fish while I was blasting up some Eminem on some boat with some dude named Carl.
Leo: Wait.. WHAT!?
Virgo: Wait.. Carl the scout with that rugged body?
Cancer: CARL WHO HAD A TWIN AND AN OLDER BROTHER!?!?!? ԅ(♡﹃♡ԅ)
Libra: (;^_^A Umm, yes... I dated him, and his twin, and his older brother... And his best friend... I don't even remember his name..
Gemini: HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW THIS?!?!?!
Libra: IT WOULD TAKE DAYS TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE BOYS I'VE DATED!
Virgo: Guys, we should try and keep quiet...
Leo: Bruh... Are you asking ME to be quiet? JUST TO CATCH SOME STUPID FISH!?
Pisces: I figured you'd know that since we're on this big expedition.
Virgo: I can still see our house from here..
Pisces: Please let me dream!
Virgo: Well, since we're on this big expedition.. Let's just try silence...
Leo: Pfft! EZ!
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Leo: I wanna try a dad joke.. may I?
Virgo: And there it is... just like I predicted..
Gemini: The fact that you're asking for permission is very out of character... So why not? ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ What could go wrong?
Virgo: Please no.
Libra: ...Please yes. Please yes, you can have my babies.
Cancer: I GOT ONE!
Leo: ..I guess you can go first..
Pisces: YESYESYES TELL ME!
Cancer: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Virgo: (oh god no)
Gemini: Whyy????
Cancer: BECAUSE THE PEE IS SILENT!!!
Leo: HAHAHAHAHAH
Pisces: Haha
Gemini: ECKS DEE
Libra: ... I don't get it...
Virgo: -_-
Gemini: *wheeze*
Libra: ... I GET IT!! HAHAHAHAHA
Virgo: -o- kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WITH THE BOYS
Aries: This is nice, just some time with the boys am I right or am I right?
Aquarius: It would be nicer if we weren't in the middle of the godamn desert!!!!
Spitoon: Well! At least we're here together! ＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／
Aries: YEAH! I'M GETTING FIRED UP!!! LET'S FIGHT!!!! *takes off shirt*
Aquarius: ARIES!! >///<
Capricorn: A-AQUARIUS DON'T LOOK! *holds Aqua-kun*
Taurus: *Pushes away Caprisun* Don't touch him you baka!
Aquarius: Taurus you big baka (/ε＼*)
MEANWHILE WITH THE GIRLS
Cancer: ...I'm missing something important... ◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉
Libra: Ah, you feel it too? (I feel like there's world peace happening somewhere right now.. if you know what I meannnn ;3 ;3)
MEANWHILE WITH THE BOYS AGAIN!!!!
Satyibarius: ARIES! CONTROL YOURSELF!
Taurus: Need... Food...
Capricorn: Need... Women...
Aquarius: Need... women also...
Capricorn: High... Five... *up top*
Aquarius: *Collapses*
Aries: GET UP YOU IDIOT GET UP!!
Aquarius: You must go on... without me... Tell Libra that I-
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Aries: That you what?? WHAT???? TELL ME!!!! *Shaking Aqua like a glove*
Capricorn: He has a crush on Libra remember??
Sagipagi: WHAT??? SINCE WHEN???? ｡ﾟ+.(･∀･)ﾟ+.ﾟ
Taurus: Are you actually fucking retarded?
Swagman: ...I think I am actually! (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧
Taurus: So does anyone have food?
Aries: ... I think Hades took it all...
Capricorn: Speaking of Hades... where the hek is Scorpio?
Skunkpoop: He's at home taking care of the house ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aquarius: .. HE'S WHAT!?!?!
Capricorn: ..So does anyone have women??
Aries: Yeah I got some sweet stuff right he-
Aquarius: YOU GUYS LEFT SCORPIO ALONE AT THE BEACH HOUSE????
Capricorn: The girls are with him... That bastard..
Slinkyfinky: Guys! The girls are on their fishing expedition remember?? (╭☞'ω')╭☞(╭☞'ω')╭☞
Taurus: Oh no
Aquarius: YOU IDIOTS!!! YOU MORONS!!!!!
Aries: DFHERWHJFHRJVRHVR#VRBVJ
Capricorn: Oh nooooo I can't believe it... (hehhehe he'll be in trouble!!!!)
Slickfinger: ...What are you guys saying, Scorpio is a capable young man..
MEANWHILE WITH THE GIRLS
Cancer: Why'd I just get the feeling that sagiboi gave Scorpio a sexy compliment?? ◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉
Gemini: That's hot.
Leo: Not you too Gemini, there's enough insane bitches here already.
Pisces: ..◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉◉_◉ Sagiman can compliment other people that's not me?? I'm not jealous I'm just betrayed.
Gemini: No, the house is hot.
Libra: It's hot out here too you baka-chan.
Gemini: No, it's litterlyly on fire..
Virgo: ...how long have you been looking at that??
Gemini: Since ten minutes ago?
Virgo: And... you didn't tell me?? You lil hoe???
Gemini: I knew you'd be angry...
Virgo: you know my dad is gonna kill me right? RIGHT? YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME SOONER! I'M GONNA USE MY DIVINE JUDGEMENT TO WHOP YO ASS AND KILL YOU!!!!
Gemini: *disaper*
Virgo: DFERT¤%JKT/IHNCDWFGTUJNHCSDFGTYU%/IOKMNBGCEQWD#
Scorpio: ... All I have to do now Is change my appearence get a new passport go to Rio and never speak of this again.
Virgo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Meanwhel w/ bois
Aries: That's the strongest battlecry I've ever heard...
Aquarius: THAT'S VIRGO YOU HORNY GOAT!!!!!
-end of chapta-
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