WARNING!!!
If you feel a fart comming.
Try to hold it in..
And don't chew your popcorn too loudly in the cinema.
Now I will write the same thing in french.
Voici poisson cette droite.
Il ya un chien...
Et petit déjeuner cette a la donkey kong.
Now I will write the same thing in gibberish.
Something something china
Something something world domination.
The word I'm thinking of starts with A!
Virgo: Ape?
NO!
Yandere!Capricorn: Assassingnation?
No??
Brittish!Gemini: APE!
NOOOOO IDIOT!
Adopted!Aries: Adam? HOL UP WHY AM I THE ADOPTED ONE!? IT COULD'VE BEEN LIBRA INSTEAD!
Dead!Libra: ... (Awh fuck, why am I dead?? I may be the one who deserves to die the LEAST! I don't want world domination..)
Dictator!Aquarius: AQUARIUS THE GREAT!!!
No you fkn stupid dillhole...
THE WORD WAS....
AUSTRALIA!!!!!!
Cancerpatient!Cancer: I was JUST going to say that...
This dialogue above has never happened.
It may happen tho.. Idk
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Scorpio: *Adjusts papers* AHEM! Good evening or afternoon or whatever fucking time you have wherever the fuck you may live on planet fucking earth, welco-
Capricorn: *Adjusts yogurt stash* And welcome to the FIRST EVER RECAP!!!
Aries: *Adjusts kidnapped lego pieces* AND FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW!!!! THIS IS A STORY THAT CONTAINS ACTION, DRAMA AND ROMANCE...
Scorpio: Fuck you I'm starting this recap without you guys.
*recap begins*
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Libra: *wakes up early so she can play beyonce on the highest volume possible*
Sagitariusn: LIBRA STOP THIS SHIT RN!
Everyone: *wakes up* stfu Robin u saggyboi!
Saggyhybrid: THE FUCK KINDA NAME IS ROBON! I AM SAGGITYSOGGITY!!!!!
Capricorn: lol I am Jack??? eeee ok???
Potato-live: I'm sorry guyesss, I couldn't spell their names due to my brain capacity being smaller than average. So I just named them Jack and Robin..
Capricorn and sacksaggysack: YOU WHAt nOW11!?!!?!?!
Piscos: *falls from bed*
Sackman: *helps picsuens*
Pisces: omg I'm so clumsy and.. I kinda wanna die tbh
Sagonotirus: no u dont, you are a strong independent fish woman that needs a man ;-)
Sam n Alex aka Geiminon???: OMG ARE YOU 2 IN LOVE OR SOMETHING???
Potangto-loiv: wtfwtfwtf WHY DID I mAKE THEM TWINS?!!?!? THAT JUST COMPLICATES EVERYTHINGGG!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND ASSASINATE MYSELF!!!!! So Sam n Alex did a fusion dance and became Gemini???? Yea... I'm sorry, but I want to do something with Gemini too not just all the other signs. GEMINI IS THERE TOO GODAMMIT!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
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