▪︎ So he really only gets jealous when someone claims you as theirs or when someone’s all chatty chatty with you for too long and you’re not giving him attention.
▪︎ But there are two jealous mikeys. The first jealous mikey is the scary one who is also protective and the second is the cute one.
▪︎ Scary mikey shows up when someone’s talking way too long with you or when they don’t rub him the right way even if they’re being kind.
▪︎ While you’re talking with the person, behind you mikey’s giving them his ‘I’ll kill you look’ but when you turn around you see the boyish smile he usually shows.
▪︎ Then when you turn back to the person, scary mikey’s back. The person either leaves or they don’t care due to mikey’s height an all.
▪︎ So mikey drags you away from them. He doesn’t care. He wanted to spend time with you and this person’s trying to take up your time together. He’s not gonna tolerate that.
▪︎ And when you say, mikey I was talking to them. He replies with. Oh. I didn’t notice. With a blank face. He literally doesn’t care.
▪︎ Cute mikey comes out when someone’s claiming you as theirs. Like your best friend or friend.
▪︎ The two could be talking while you’re ordering food and your friend makes a joke saying.
▪︎ I knew y/n first, you know that right?
▪︎ Mikey gives them this confused face. Like did you really just say that? He interprets it as them saying, y/n is theirs or they’re trying to claim you.
▪︎ And he doesn’t like that.
▪︎ He’s slightly, very slightly pissed so he says, yeah but it’s not like they’re yours or anything like that.
▪︎ I mean yeah, they kinda are. Now mikey’s pissed and follows it up with, first of all, y/n is not yours-
▪︎ they’re not yours either mikey. What can he say? He didn’t meet you first and he can’t say you’re his either because your friend might say something smart again.
▪︎ He resorts to staying quiet while angrily and cutely glaring at your friend.
▪︎ When you get back he’ll put his leg on your lap to show that you’re his, giving your friend a look as to say, try me bitch.
▪︎ Might even ask you, would you say that you’re mine? When you’re alone together.
