ah yes the very existent other readers of this story asked me this question...
ass?
and boy do i have ass...
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now, what is ass?
no clue what it stands for. but if you look up ass on google i bet it will pop up.
BUT knowing what it stands for doesnt matter
because ass is a triangle rule thing!
ill just explain it to you like this:
if you get a bad boy triangle in here whose questioning his sexuality:
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(obviously he is questioning since only one of his sides is confirmed with an angle. one does not know is he is obtuse acute or bisexual or asexual since it is possible he could do any of these at first glance...)
but if you glance closer you'll notice that he has a bigger dump truck than dick (53>42)
because of this he is only obtuse since he has to stretch out to stay balanced:
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