CRAZY IMPOSSIBLE FTRS/RAR Theories!

Belle is one of us

OKAY! I have been listening to Disney princess music for the past few hours and I have a pretty solid theory that Belle is an FTRS fan (XD By the way, this entire comment is one big joke).

When Belle is talking to the baker she says "I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk and an ogre and a-". The beanstalk means she was reading SWITCHED and the ogre means she really likes Maxine (which I can believe Maxine would be one of Belle's favorite characters, considering she doesn't know Beauty is her and AG is her daughter XD) (Also, let's just pretend that she was not reading the original story of Jack and the Beanstalk, like she probably was, and pretend she was reading SWITCHED, okay? XD)

Later when Belle is at the library she is getting a book with this description: "Far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise." I'm getting a FLUNKED vibe from this book (again, all a joke XD). Far off places - Enchantasia. Daring Sword fights - Royal day when Gilly attacked Harlow because Harlow was attacking Snow with the sword. Magic Spells - um, Jocelyn's entire character in FLUNKED, plus a few more. A prince in disguise - JAX!!!!!!!!!! Well, Jax is never really in disguise, but he is undercover!!!...unfortunately, this would mean Belle is a "Jilly" fan because she calls him prince charming, but I'm just gonna skip over that...

It is also said that Belle has read the story twice which means that she is a fan that is keeping up with the books. I have no doubt that Belle started reading after TRICKED - which is when FTRS got a big fan base - so she read FLUNKED, CHARMED, and TRICKED. After loving them, she reread them to get ready for SWITCHED. So that means she has read the first three twice. Now that she has finished SWITCHED, she is reading FLUNKED again.

However, the only part that would destroy my wonderful theory is this: "Here's where she meets Prince Charming but she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three". Seeing as Gilly would be the "she" and (if Belle were a "Jilly" fan) Jax would be the Prince Charming this would mean that GIlly would have had to have met Jax before chapter three, not five, and she would have learned he is a prince in chapter three, not fifteen (is it bad that I memorized the chapters that important stuff happens with Jax or Maxine? Ah well.) BUT maybe the chapters are labeled differently where Belle lives, or maybe some things were changed in the translation to french.

(...This is making me despise Gaston even more at the thought that he threw FLUNKED in the mud and then set his muddy feet on them...)

Okie, that's it, thanks for reading my ridiculous theory that Belle is one of us!