Why didn't he choose me 🥺👿😎😭😭😭

My kink was reveled 😰

When I awoke the sun was shining and Shrek was nowhere to be found. Did he leave me? I looked around a noticed that everything of his was gone. I can't believe he left me! I started running and yelling his name in desperation hoping I wasn't going to be abandoned again🥺🥺. " oi shut up you annoying twat!"😡 I looked to my left and saw him, his green skin glistened in the sun. It looked like millions of tiny green emeralds covered his skin. My ex Edward couldn't compare to his beauty. " where have you been loca" I said out of breath. " I've been trying to take a shit for the past 15 minutes, now will you please leave me alone!"
" omg of course my emerald🥰." I said quickly running away. Once Shrek was done finishing his business he came up to me a slapped. " never call me your emerald again I dislike you and I am disgusted by you." Little did he know I had a degradation kink😏. " y-y-yes daddy😩" I moaned. "Ew you disgusting freak." He said dropping me instantly. " I-I-I-I'm sworry 🥺 daddy you just turn me on so easily😩. Shrek stayed silent making me instantly feel embarrassed. I stayed quiet the whole day out of embarrassment. I couldn't believe I did that. My constant harassment of the ogre makes me sick. As the sun was setting and camp was all set I decided I needed to say something. " hey Shrek I'm sowrry if I made you feel uncomfortable, it's just make ex Edward would always do stuff like that and I guess it still gets me all worked up I'm trying my best to fix myself so please be patient with me." Shrek turned to look at me with his deep intimidating eyes and said " listen donkey it's ok if you are into that type of thing but please understand that type of thing is not for me so please practice so restraint next time I insult you because my insults are meant to hurt your feelings."  I was so happy he didn't kink shame me 🥰 " yes of course Shrek I will start practicing restraint so your insults will hurt my feelings instead of turning me on."  He didn't reply to me and that's fine, I feel like we just made some progress. Maybe he won't be so disgusted by me anymore now that he has some more understanding about me.

The sun had gone down and the stars came out and the only thing that mattered was here and now, I'm so glad I came. I was lying next to Shrek unable to sleep it was like Shrek had casted a spell on me. " hey Shrek can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?"
" donkey are you trying to tell me you can't sleep?" He said in a groggy voice as he rolled onto his back." " yes" I said out of embarrassment that he didn't get my reference or finish my reference, because I was gonna say the wish I needed right now was him. watching his every move he said  " ok then let's make a story out of the stars." We spent the rest of night looking at the stars until we eventually fell asleep right next to each other.😻