Who Legitimately Just Hates You
+ The Reason why
Aries : TechnoBlade
You stole his Enchanted Golden Apple's
You called him "Grandpa" and "Old Man"
You also called him by "David" and that was your legit funeral-
You tried to build an orphanage-
Taurus : Everyone
Your just a big troller and a prankster, that makes everyone irritated. Your also CRAZILY annoying and loud. You should be surprised that you got on to Tommy, Ranboo, Tubbo, BadBoyHalo, Niki, Techno, Gogy, Quackity, SLIMECICLE- and even Fundys bad side- Be grateful your not DEAD-
Gemini : TommyInnit
For some odd reason, you annoy Tommy so much, he dislikes your Videos sometimes. And no one knows why, but when ever he sees you, joins the server that your in, or even joins your call, he will EXIT. And most people know why...JUMP IN THE CADILLAC GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON IT- yeah he just hates you _:('ཀ'」 ∠):
Cancer : Surprisingly, no one
No one hates you, because your to kind to others. And you put other people before your self. You also make cookies for everyone. So in general, no one hates you. Your to kind.
Leo : Quackity
You annoy him with AWFUL puns and jokes to the point he's disgusted by you. He keeps Slimecicle away from you at ALL times. He also banned you from Las Nevadas.
Virgo : Fundy
You keep bragging about yourself with the fact that you actually have parents that love u. You also 24/7 make fun of him because he's a furry. So he just dislikes you, and hates you in every way possible. He just wants his PaPa back ＿|￣|○
Libra : Puffy
You adopted a child once, but then,not even a second later, the child was just dead on the floor. Puffy was disappointed, and disgusted by how the kid died, and with you. You should not be let around Micheal or any other kid.
Scorpio : Dream
In every way, shape, and form, Dream DESPISES you. HE EVEN THOUGHT OF A PLAN TO DROWN YOU- The reason why, is because you threw him off a cliff- and you almost got him caught attempting to escape prison. Plus your a annoying shit so of course he hates you.
Sagittarius : Wilbur+Alivebur (Revivebur)
You stole his TNT when he was about to put TNT down to blow something up, your just annoying as fuck, you don't shut the hell up, and you punched GhostBur once. No one knows, but Wilbur and Alivebur saw it all- Be lucky you got out alive after punching GhostBur.
Capricorn : Sam
You are CONSTANTLY bugging him. HE DOSE NOT KNOW HOW YOU EVEN GOT INTO THE PRISON!! Besides that, you kicked him in the balls- man was he mad at you for THAT ONE- he still hates you to this day.
Aquarius : SlimeCicle
He legit saw you murder a slime in front of him- he's traumatized- you also keep stealing his collection of Quackitys feathers. He stole it back and put it under his bed, surprisingly you were to stupid to not check there- you also steal parts of Slimecicles body, not his limbs, but you've slowly been stealing his slime from his body.
Pisces : George
You took his goggles-
His mushrooms-
His armor-
His sword-
His clothes-
YOU STOLE EVERYTHING FROM THE POOR GUY-
Reminder this is an AU where y'all make videos, your in the DSMP- but also u are in game so shit-
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