How Did You Meet DREAMXD?
Aries : He was SWIMMING IN FUCKING LAVA- MY GUY/GIRL/BRUH-
Taurus : He stole your house- like, you were just sleeping peacefully, INSIDE your house, then when you woke up- YOU WERE SLEEPING OUTSIDE WHERE YOUR HOUSE USED TO BE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!??-
Gemini : He was stealing- White Monster Cans?- For George?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you know what I mean-
Cancer : You just saw him floating- IN THE SKY-
Leo : Bruh you ran into that mother fucker and said "HI, IM LEO WHATS UR NAME SIR?"- WHO DOSE THAT?! LIKE WHO??!!!
Virgo : You we're minding your business, while fishing, THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN YOU FUCKING PULL THE LINE TO SEE DREAM FUCKING XD HOLDING ONTO THE LINE FOR DEAR LIFE AS IF HES A PUPPY WANTING ATTENTION FROM YOU BUT WORSE- HE STOLE YOUR FISHING LINE- LIKE THE STRING-
Libra : You just saw him in the fucking woods grabbing Mushrooms for George- BUT WHY?!
Scorpio : YOU DO NOT WANNA KNOW HOW MANY TIMES GEORGE HAD TO WISH FOR YOU TO BE REVIVED ITS TO THE POINT WHEN EVER GEORGE ASKES TO REVIVE SOMEONE DREAMXD KNOWS ITS YOU MAN!!!!-
Sagittarius : He just- STARED at you- menacingly- then he left-
Capricorn : He stole your fucking netherite armor-
Aquarius : HE THREW YOU LIKE IT WAS NOTHING- I mean he's god- so-
Pisces : He just hit you- THATS IT-
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DreamSMP Zodiac Signs
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