How Many Times Have You Been Revived? And By Who?
Aries : You we're killed in the L'Manburg explosion because you were trying to build an orphanage- At least you didn't die slowly and painfully by Techno- and at this point everyone HOPES you live because Techno HATES you.
Taurus : You we're never revived but you died from drowning yourself because you wanted to see if you were god, and you also jumped into a pool of LAVA- You thought it was an ACTUAL POOL-
Gemini : You've never been revived, but at least your smart- TBH you carry all the brain cells-
Cancer : Well Technos your friend, is he makes sure you don't get hurt.
Leo : You just got blown up by a creeper in your sleep- you were stupid enough to not were armor to sleep-
Virgo : You legit bleed out from the ass- (JK) You we're pushed off a cliff because of Quackity, and you died trying to see if you could survive without any tools or armor in the nether. You have never been revived.
Libra : Your surprisingly not dead. It even surprises Dream and TechnoBlade-
Scorpio : GIRL/BOY/DUDE STOP PROTECTING PEOPLE PLEASE!!! YOU'VE BEEN REVIVED SO MANY FUCKING TIMES- PLEASE STOP!!!
Sagittarius : Your to cool to die! But you are very stupid to the point you almost put yourself on fire. But besides that your smart when it's not needed! Yet dumb when it's not needed to!
Capricorn : Never, Your protected by BBH. But you did fall off a building to see if you could fly like Phil. It went horribly wrong. Now everyone calls you a dumbass. And it's true. Your also considered Scorpios territory- good luck-
Aquarius : 1, TommyInnit revived you before he was Exiled
Pisces : You've never been revived ur just living ur best life
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DreamSMP Zodiac Signs
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