( Lol what am I doing- )
Who Did You Prank?
Aries : JackManifoldTV — You pranked him in public, by grabbing his neck from behind, taking out a pocket knife, moving your hand a bit and putting it to his throat. And oooohhh my lordy lord, HE SHIT HIS PANTS TO THE POINT YOU COULD SEE THE SHIT FROM BEHIND🗿
No one told him though, not a single soul could do it- also spoiler alert, he had a girl scream, like SOOOOOOOO HIGH PITCHED!!!!
Taurus : Charlie Slimecicle - except he didn't shit his pants he flinched, it wasn't as funny as you thought it would be, but you did scare him a bit-
Gemini : Skeppy - YOU THREW THE BITCH OFF A CLIFF AS A "JOKE" AND HES DEAD NOW— spoiler he shat diamonds—
Cancer : GeorgeNotFound - as a small joke , you pranked him, no one shat their pants though —p—
Leo : Quackity - OMG HE SHAT HIS PANTS TO THE POINT HIS BLACK PANTS COULD NOT EVEN HIDE IT—
Virgo : DreamXD - hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha u shit ur pants good ma'am/sir/person
Libra : TommyInnit - lol the bitch pulled out a uno reverse card on u so you shit ur pants not him—
Scorpio : TechnoBlade — Except HE pranked YOU- you surprisingly didn't shit ur pants, though u screamed—
Sagittarius : BadBoyHalo - Let's just say how this happed is that—
"JSchlatt would probably treat you like shit, and be drunk 24/7. He'd also fuck you sometimes, just to see how you get. He'd abuse you to, he would lock you in cold ass rooms when he's drunk, then let you out 3-6 hours later. After letting you out, he'd hit you. You'd honestly rather be dead now. He'll sometimes also lock you in a room, but not let you out until 2-5 days later, and you'd usually be sobbing and crying, begging to at least not go in there for so long, he loves to see you miserable..crying and bleeding on the floor...begging for forgiveness for the things you never done...."
YEAAAAAAAHHHHH— BBH SAW SOME SHIT GOING DOWN WITH YOU TWO AND HE IS GENUINELY CONCERNED— So was it a prank???? Or what???
( He walked in on you and Jschlatt kinda doing the seggs-on-the-craftingtable— he did shit his pants but it wasn't really intended for him to come in—)
Capricorn : DreamWasTaken - You had told Sam that Dream had harassed you inappropriately AS A JOKE- but Sam thought you weren't kidding— so yeah your the reason Dream is so beat up —
U happy with ur self??—
probably-
maybe-
kind of-
Aquarius : Philza Fucking Minecraft - lets just say he's at a very old- OLD age so he kinda shit himself— n o o n e r e a l i z e d t h o u g h - -
Pisces : Hah ur to innocent to do such things- totally-
yeah that's a lie-
I forgot why but im doing this all in class rn—
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