Squidward: "Have any of you played musical instruments before?"
Plankton: "Do instruments of torture count?"
Squidward: "No."
Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward: "No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Patrick: *raises hand*
Squidward: "Horseradish is not an instrument, either."
Patrick: *lowers hand*
-Band Geeks
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My Favorite Spongebob Quotes
HumorHere are all my favorite quotes from the Nick show Spongebob Squarepants.