Spongebob: "Goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggling with a heavy package. What do you do?"
Patrick: *straining with package*
Man Ray: Hello, friend! I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some- *Patrick drops package on Man Ray's foot* Ow!"
Patrick: "Oh, sorry. Can we start again?"
Man Ray: "I noticed you- *Patrick drops package on Man Ray's foot again* OWW! You butter fingered pink thing! What is in that package anyhow?!"
Patrick: "My wallets."
*Man Ray is now beating up Patrick*
-Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III

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My Favorite Spongebob Quotes
HumorHere are all my favorite quotes from the Nick show Spongebob Squarepants.