My Favorite Spongebob Quotes

Quote #46

Spongebob: "Pat, get out your wallet. Goodness lesson number one: you see someone drop their wallet. Pat, drop the wallet. What do you do?"
Man Ray: "Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you dropped your wallet."
Patrick: "Doesn't look familiar to me."
Man Ray: "What... I just saw you drop it. Here."
Patrick: "Nope, it's not mine."
Man Ray: "It is yours. I'm just trying to be a good person and return it to you."
Patrick: "Return what to who?"
Man Ray: *facepalm* *takes ID out of wallet* "Are you Patrick Star?"
Patrick: "Yup."
Man Ray: "So this is your ID."
Patrick: "Yep."
Man Ray: "I found this ID in this wallet, and if that's the case this must be...your wallet!"
Patrick: "That makes sense to me!"
Man Ray: "Then take it."
Patrick: "It's not my wallet!"
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III