Patrick: "Hey, that looks like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday!"
Mr. Krabs: "Er... no! That's not a toilet plunger! It's an... ancient soup ladle!"
*Flips red part of plunger upside down*
Patrick: "Wow was I using mine wrong! How much?"
Mr. Krabs: "Five bucks."
Patrick: "I've only got seven."
Mr. Krabs: "Deal."
Patrick: "Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper."
-One Krab's Trash
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My Favorite Spongebob Quotes
HumorHere are all my favorite quotes from the Nick show Spongebob Squarepants.