My Favorite Spongebob Quotes

Quote #63

SpongeBob: On patrol. I'm on patrol. I'm on patrol... *gasps as he sees a puddle of pink goo on the ground* Vandals! Another crime. *takes his finger and tastes the pink goo* Strawberry. I must act! *more pink goo falls on his head.* *looks up and sees Patrick eating some strawberry ice cream* Patrick!
Patrick: *looks around for the voice he just heard*
Spongebob: "Patrick! Patrick!"
Patrick: "My ice cream! It's alive!" *screams and throws away the ice cream*
SpongeBob: "Patrick! Down here!"
Patrick: "Oh, SpongeBob, it's you." *ice cream cone is on SpongeBob's face*
SpongeBob: "Patrick. Come down here."
Patrick: *jumps down on top of SpongeBob*
Patrick: "SpongeBob? SpongeBob?"
SpongeBob: "I'm down here."
Patrick: "Hehe, you look funny! Hi, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob: "That's hall monitor to you!"
Patrick: "Sorry, officer."
SpongeBob: "Sorry's not good enough, Patrick. You've committed a crime, and I'm taking you in."
Patrick: "What crime?"
Spongebob: *shows him the ice cream that is on the ground*
Patrick: "I'm a bad person!"
-Hall Monitor