Degrassi // Season 1

Cabaret: Part 2

Scene V

J.T.: You don't even know how to dance.

Toby: I don't have to. I'm just hunting.

J.T.: You're doing this just to get close to Emma.

Toby: Duh.

J.T.: Newsflash, Toby, she has a boyfriend.

Toby: Who refused to dance. So who's the hero now?

Scene VI

Manny: So... I'm a fool?

Terri: No. In tarot, the fool represents fate. What's important is that it's upside down. It means your day will end unexpectedly. With a twist.

Manny: A twist? What is that supposed to mean?

Terri: It means you should watch out. Yes, Paige? What would you like to know?

Paige: Oh, mystic oracle, should "Two Girls and a Piano" become a trio?

Ashley: Paige, it's "Two Girls and a Keyboard." And no. We're fine.

Terri: You should ask. If you're right, the oracle will back you up. Wow, three of rods. Rods represents creativity- our band. And the three...

Paige: The oracle has spoken.

Scene VII

Ashley: "The oracle has spoken."

Terri: The oracle did speak. Paige should join the band.

Ashley: Sounds like you want her to join. Ter, she'll make it all sexy and stupid. She'll wreck everything.

Terri: I thought you said you totally believed in the oracles.

Ashley: I do. But my aunt was an expert. You're an amateur.

Terri: Was I an amateur when I found out Spinner's pet's name?

Ashley: Please. Spinner told you about his cat Rocky, like, a month ago.

Terri: How'd you know?

Ashley: I was there. Remember?

Scene VIII

Paige: I can't believe she didn't buy it.

Terri: She said I was an amateur. And she thinks your style will, like, clash.

Paige: Me? Clash? As if. Don't tell me you agree with her. Then tell her you don't agree. What's the worst that can happen?

Ashley: Paige, I know you wanna be in the band.

Paige: No, I know the band needs me.

Ashley: Well, "Two Girls and a Keyboard" is going to remain just that. Sorry.

Manny: What do you think about adding a jete? Something like this. Ahh!

Ashley: Can you stand on it at all?

Manny: Oww!

Emma: It's already starting to swell. We should probably take you to the nurse.

Manny: I can't believe this. How am I going to dance? How am I going to be a panther?

Ashley: Ter, you predicted a twist and she just twisted her ankle.

Terri: She did. I can't believe she did.

Paige: And you were right about me.

Ashley: Who am I to argue with the oracles? You're in, Paige.

Paige: Yes! Ter, aren't you happy?

Terri: Totally. I just can't believe I predicted that. I am creepy.

Scene IX

Paige: Even I'm amazed at my brilliance!

Ashley: "Paige Michalchuk and the Sexkittens"? Please.

Paige: What's wrong with it?

Ashley: Why don't we just make it "Three Girls and a Keyboard"? Nice and simple.

Paige: Nice and boring.

Ashley: Ter. What do you think? "Three Girls and a Keyboard", or "Paige Michalchuk and the Sexkittens"?

Terri: They're both... interesting.

Paige: Ter. You don't like "Three Girls and a Keyboard." Do you?

Terri: I think we should just focus on getting the song down. The name will come later.

Ashley: Fine. Here's the song on CD. Learn it. And meet us at the wall at 4, to practice.

Mr. Raditch: Alright, settle everyone. Let's continue with our discussion from last class. We talked about sentence and paragraph structures, using short emphatic sentences, shaping the clauses, holding key thoughts until the very end of your sentence structure...

Scene X

Emma: All we have to do is adjust some of the dancing. Tone it down a bit. Manny can be the hunter.

Toby: I don't know, Em. I'm not exactly the best dancer.

J.T.: I think it's a great idea. Really. I can't wait to see it performed.

Toby: Playing the hunter is one thing, but dancing?

Emma: You're the only one who's been at every rehearsal.

Manny: You know the part.

Toby: Of the hunter! Why can't we just have two hunters and one panther?

Emma: Just forget it. I'll go tell Liberty we're not going on.

Toby: Fine. I'll do it. But I'm not wearing a leotard.

Emma: You don't have to. Toby, thank you. I mean it.