Degrassi // Season 1

Cabaret: Part 4

Scene XVI

Liberty: Welcome to Lunchtime Cabaret. I expect you will handle yourselves appropriately. So without further ado, please welcome our first act, a dance piece entitled 'Endangered.'

Emma: Ow. Toby!

Toby: Sorry.

Spinner: Oh, man. This is too easy.

Jimmy: What is this?

(laughing)

Sean: Hey! Shut up. Let them dance.

Toby: Emma. We're not done.

Paige: Guys, we're going on in, like, two seconds.

Ashley: Look. The oracle said go with the old. You guys better watch out. Who knows what might happen if you defy them.

Liberty: Guys. You're on.

Terri: I don't care what the oracle says. We're using the new version.

Ashley: Fine. Then you can use the new group. The one without me.

Paige: Fine. Ter, c'mon.

Liberty: Did you settle on a name? Finally?

Terri: Just call us 'Paige and Terri.'

Liberty: Degrassi's own 'Paige and Terri.'

(singing) (applause)

Scene XVII

Manny: That wasn't so bad, was it?

Toby: No. But my panther-dancing days are over.

Manny: Unless a certain someone asks you again, right?

Emma: Toby. You were great out there. Thank you so much.

Toby: Yeah. So, do you wanna go and maybe-

Emma: I'll be right back, okay? Sean. I don't know what to say.

Sean: You don't have to say anything.

Emma: The way you just stood up like that. Told everyone off. It was so brave.

Scene XIX

Paige: Okay, we were awesome!

Terri: I could totally do this for a living.

Paige: So?

Ashley: You guys were great.

Terri: Really?

Ashley: I admit it. Your version totally rocked. And the audience loved it.

Terri: I think you should join with the group again.

Ashley: Okay. But first things first, what about a name?

Paige: Well, there's always 'Paige Michalchuk and the Sex Kittens.'

Ashley: No.

Paige: Hello? Let me finish. I'm talking about the initials: P-M-S.

Terri: PMS?!

Paige: What? It's edgy. It's cool.

Ashley: And gross. Why don't we just stick with 'Three Girls and a Keyboard?'

Paige: No way.

Ashley: Ter, it's one-to-one. Your vote breaks the tie.

Paige: You should consult the oracle.

Terri: Um, the oracle and I are no longer on speaking terms. But I sorta like PMS.

Ashley: Fine.

Paige: Then we are P-M-S!