Degrassi // Season 1

The Mating Game: Part 2

Scene V

J.T.: Don't you think that was a bit much? "Oh, hi, Emma. I've rented this DVD for tomorrow night."

Toby: J.T., you better shut up.

J.T.: "I was so inspired by Mama Onu and the plight of other turtles. Emma, I- I love you."

Liberty: You do know that physical violence violates the Degrassi code of conduct, don't you?

Toby: Violates the code of conduct?

Ms. Kwan: I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

Jimmy: "O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair."

Paige: "Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake."

Jimmy: "Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.

Ashley: "Madam, your mother craves a word with you."

Ms. Kwan: Ashley, you don't come in for another half page. Okay, why don't we start from the top and keep doing what you're doing because your chemistry is great.

Terri: Ash, don't worry about it. It's just a homework assignment.

Ashley: You don't get it. Even when we were little, anything I ever had, Paige had to have too. I have to draw the line at my boyfriend.

Terri: Well, I'll see you later.

Paige: Hey, Ash, you were a great nurse.

Ashley: I know what you're doing, Paige Michalchuk.

Paige: What are you talking about?

Ashley: I'm not blind. You were all over Jimmy in there.

Paige: It's called rehearsal.

Ashley: It's called backstabbing.

Paige: Ashley, we're studying Romeo and Juliet, not Julius Caesar, okay?

Ashley: What does that even mean?

Paige: Anyway, just because you two having been going out for, like, forever doesn't mean that Jimmy is bored of you. At least he's never said so to me.

Ashley: You've heard Jimmy's bored with me?

Paige: Not at all. But if I were you, I'd make sure he wasn't. Before someone with a little more chemistry comes along.

Jimmy: Hey, Ash. I was looking for you. I just-

Spinner: Yeah.

Jimmy: Whoa. What was that for?

Ashley: Didn't you like it?

Jimmy: Sure.

Ashley: Well, if you like that, you'll love what I have planned for our anniversary. Mom's going to see Jeff perform in his orchestra and Toby is going to a friend's house. So we'll be all alone. Remember what Dr. Sally said today? Well, I'm ready.

Scene VI

Guy: He shoots. He scores! The crowd goes wild!

Jimmy: Hey!

Spinner: What's with you today?

Jimmy: For our anniversary, Ash wants to give me the ultimate gift.

Spinner: A Ferrari.

Jimmy: You're such an idiot. No. What Juliet gave Romeo.

Spinner: Ash wants to have sex? Man, you're gonna get some? You got horseshoes up your butt.

Jimmy: Yeah, cool, huh?

Spinner: Look, to mark this heroic occasion, I think you better get little Jimmy Junior there a present.

Jimmy: What?

Spinner: Condoms, you idiot.

Jimmy: Condoms. Right.

Scene VII

Ashley: French Delight, Thai Tickler.

Terri: I can't believe you can buy condoms on the net.

Ashley: Terri, you can buy anything on the net.

Terri: Why isn't Jimmy, you know, taking care of this?

Ashley: You heard what Dr. Sally said. It's the guy's and the girl's responsibility.

Terri: Are you sure you're making the right decision?

Ashley: Of course. I mean, Jimmy and I love each other, right?

Terri: It's just, you said your relationship was deep enough without sex. Then Paige-

Ashley: This has nothing to do with Paige.

Terri: I just don't want you to regret this later. It's a big deal.

Ashley: I can't believe I'm listening to relationship advice from someone who's never even had a date.

Terri: Okay, I'm going to be late for dinner.

Scene VIII

Emma: There's nothing!

Toby: Something wrong?

Emma: Yeah, people that are hunting green turtles have also wiped them off cyber space.

Toby: Hm, can I try?

Emma: Go ahead. But it's hopeless. How did you do that?

Toby: It's a little gift I have.

Emma: Toby. Toby! If we're going to work on this together, can you at least try and stay awake?

Toby: Sorry.

Emma: Whoa, check out this site! There's tons of stuff on turtles. Way more than I'd hoped for.