Reynico [HIATUS]

Stupid Script

No one P.O.V. 

And so here they were. Demigods gathered in the new theater Hephaestus cabin had built, which was jam-packed. Everyone had wanted to see the rehearsal of the play. Demeter cabin (who had volunteered to help) was working with Chiron and trying to direct everyone to their seats. 

~~~Backstage~~~

Nico P.O.V. 

I read the script Leo had made, getting more embarrassed and furious as I read more of it. Finally, I read something that made me snap. I turned and stomped up to the seven. 

"ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME?!" I shouted, shoving the page in Leo's face. Leo leaned back. 

"Hey, be careful. I'm already injured thanks to you and Reyna. What's bothering you?" He innocently asked. "Read the line please." I took a step back and read the line, 

"'Ohhh Will, I'm soooo in looove with Reyna! What should I do?'" My ears and face were bright pink. "I am not in love with Reyna. She's my friend! Change this stupid script now!" 

Leo put on a thinking face. "Hmmm.... Let me think about it." He shook his head. "Nope, sorry. Can't do that. The show is a hit! Now, about that rehear-" 

"LEO VALDEZ, I'M SENDING YOU TO HADES' REALM - THE HARD WAY!" Reyna shouted. She ran to him, ready to skewer him into a shush kebab. Jason jumped in front of him.

"Hey, wait. Let's not fight. I'm sure Leo can change this into something more reasonable. And Pipes, please  don't help him make the romance scenes. We usually prefer our directors alive. Leo, you can probably tweak the script a bit, right?"

"No can do, buddy. Uncle Leo's plays are world-famous!" Leo responded, smiling. I snapped at this. 

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" I shouted. "IDIOTA. TI UCCIDERÒ. SE QUESTO SCRIPT NON VIENE CAMBIATO, VERRAI SCUSA. LE TUE INFORTUNI NON SONO GUARITE DALLA PRIMA VOLTA. ORA IMMAGINA CHE MOLTO, MOLTO PEGGIO! CAMBIALO ORA STUPIDO, IMBECILLO BABOON!"

(That's Italian. Here's the definiton: YOU IDIOT. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. IF THIS SCRIPT ISN'T CHANGED, YOU'LL BE SORRY. YOUR INJURIES HAVEN'T HEALED FROM THE FIRST TIME. NOW IMAGINE THAT MUCH, MUCH WORSE! CHANGE IT NOW YOU STUPID, IMBECILIC BABOON!)

I was ranting in Italian, completely forgetting my friends. They started at me, slack-jawed. 
"Nico, that's enough. Stop being a drama queen. Just grit your teeth and do it, you big wuss." Clarisse told me, stopping my ranting. "Plus, we all see the way you and RA-RA look at each other." Leo clapped his hands. 

"Now, showtime!"