A dialogue story.
Where Love guru receives the weirdest call, in his years of giving love advice anonymously.
For more love advice contact to - A-maize-ing Couples; the kings in matchmaking.
"Hello! This is love guru and you have connected--"
"'to A-maize-ing Couples, How can I help you?' yeah, I know! I dialed the goddamn number!"
"--to A-maize-ing Couples, How can I help you?"
"ugh!! You are such a pain in the ass!"
"Well, if I recall You were the one who called me. Now tell me what's your goddamn issue ."
"What's got your knickers in turmoil, love lord?"
"It's LOVE GURU, do you want me to spell it for ya? And I ain't wearing a knicker."
"Eww! Too much information!"
"Gosh! Woman, I meant I wear boxers not knickers." *laughs while clutching his tummy*
"TMI Love lord, TMI."
"Okay, so are you going to tell me about your problem or not?"
"Oh yeah shit! So as we discussed yesterday about me breaking up with my boyfriend, I told him 'we need to talk' and when I went back home he had prepared a freaking feast. I didn't know how to break up with him after hogging such amazing food - that he cooked! And he does this every time when I tell him 'we need to talk'. He is dogging the talk, What do I do know?"
"Ohh wow! You two are one weird pair. I think you should maybe go out with him and talk to him. Make sure you are miles away from the kitchen or food. I noticed that's your weakness."
"No shit sherlock! I gotta go and plan my Mision Breakup. Buhhbye Love lord!"
"It's love guru!!!! Wait, tell me your--"
*BEEP*
"--name?" *SIGHS*
"One of these days, I will hang up on you stranger!"
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