A dialogue story.
Where Love guru receives the weirdest call, in his years of giving love advice anonymously.
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"You didn't repeat your crappy introduction or have I gone deaf?"
"Well, you don't like it so..."
"OH MY GOD! Love-man is this you? What have you done to my Love-man? Return him before I shove your dick up your ass!"
"WOW! Vivid imagination but I highly doubt if it's possible."
"Proving is always an option!"
"Uhmm...No. I would like to have cute little kids of my own somewhere in the future."
"Awe! Will you name them after me?"
"That might be the cruelest thing I could do to my kids!"
"Ouch! You hurt my feelings, love-man. After everything, we went through? After everything, I did for you? I thought we would get married and have a dozen of kids, get old together." *fake sobs*
"Did you just say 'a dozen of kids'?" *wheezes out*
"Did I, now?"
"Why do you think I'll marry you?"
"Uhm.. maybe because you are unconditional - insanely in love with me."
"Sweetheart, you are living a lie."
"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"
"Was I suppose to swoon?"
"Uhm... yeah!?"
"Let's pretend this conversation never took place."
"I am no photographer but I can picture us together."
"Dorky!"
"You are like an exothermic reaction -you spread your hotness everywhere!"
*blush* "ahh..."
"Is your name wifi? Because I can feel a connection."
"Stranger..." *blush*
"Boy, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase... So I could unzip those genes."
"Okay, I'm officially hanging up!"
"NO, WAIT!!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I WILL!"
"You will wh--"
*BEEP*
"--at?" *groans* "I wanted to hang up!"
"But today was... fun." *blush*
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