Edit; i added a picture of a doodle i made of cross, i hope it looks alright! did i doodle in another doodle? yeah, i did. whatcha gonna do about it :).
i used vague reference when drawing it, but i looked at the reference maybe thrice lol.
This is a shit post so that I can direct you guys to the longer one shot book that has been up for a while now. This is NOT original. It was made by an AI who had watched 1000 hours worth of Cops shows. I just changed a few thing up so that it might be connected to the two bros Epic and Cross.
I hope you have a good laugh. If not then that's too bad man.
Obviously this is going to be in a completely different style to what I usually write.
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Two bro Cops. GOOD BRO and BRAD BRO, question CRIME FREAK. Good Bro is dressed nicely. Brad Bro is dressed bradly.
GOOD BRO
Have a coffee. You are loved by me.
Good Bro gives Crime Freak a cup of fresh squeezed coffee.
BRAD BRO
Have a hernia, ass friend. Tell us why you kidnapped Lake Michigan to death. I'm so Brad at you. So Brad!
Brad Bro elbows Crime Freak in both eyes. Crime Freak blocks with his boney eyelids. Brad Bro respects this and only this.
CRIME FREAK
I want my lawyer. I want your lawyer. I want infinity lawyers.
GOOD BRO
Yes way, José. If I may Spanish.
Good Bro gives Crime Freak a cup of fresh squeezed lawyers. Crime Freak sips it and learns the good Amendments. Brad Bro knocks the cup on the ground. THE GROUND becomes a lawyer.
THE GROUND
Objection. The jury is too sober.
There is no jury but the ground is not wrong. It never is.
BRAD BRO
We have all the evidence we need to give you the deaf penalty. We have finger prince from your skin hand.
CRIME FREAK
Cares who? You're not so Brad.
Crime Freak spits at Brad Bro. This is not expected. Freak's spit should have been confiscated. Brad Bro pulls out a bullet and aims it at Crime Freak.
GOOD BRO
Stop, Dude. Let's all clam down.
THE GROUND
Mistrial. The judge is too judgy.
The Ground is not wrong. It is a lawyer. It has a secretary.
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Was this confusing? I hope so.
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One shots.
FanfictionWhat the title says. Mostly about Error, because I cannot stop thinking about ideas regarding him... Either way! One shots! There will of course, be one shots about others, not just Error. Uh- ships are mostly after death and destructive death, but...
