I get up from the sofa and i answer the door
Tegan : nooo
I try shutting the door but they were to strong and pushed the door open
Chip ; u know what time it is
Tegan; no go away
Ben ; not happening
Chip : ben grab her
I try running away but ben grabs my arm pulling me into me and i try fighting him but he was to strong and i watch as cal grabs the chair and ben pushs me down on the seat and i just give up and they duck tape me to the chair
Chip ; right wheres the phone
Ben ; i manged to slip it out her pocket once i had her
Tegan ; no please i beg do not do this
Ben ; pay backs a bitch u did it to me
He shoves my phone in my face which opens it
Tegan: shit
Chip ; now we got control of your whole phone
Tegan : please don't destroy my life
Ben ; whats the first thing we should do
Chip ; this
Ben ; whos that who messaged
Chip; lets read and find out
Tegan ; uhhh
I lean my head back and i try so hard to get out the duck tape
Tegan: lord i am sweating
Ben ; oh that is the least of your problems chip is doing a madness on your Twitter
Tegan ; ohh what have u done
Ben ; he put i like dick
Tegan ; after this I'm gonna go dig my grave
Chip oh i would
They both start laughing and i start fake crying
Chip : ben u can't tweet that
Ben ; u just tweeted saying she likes dick
Chip : yh but saying she had a 3some last night is a tad to far
Tegan: for the love of god please don't
Chip ; he tweeted it
I give up with pleading cause they aren't gonna listen to me untill the door goes
Tegan: whos that
Ben ; no clue
Chip gets up answering the door
Chip ; hi
Drew : uh hi
Tegan; oh my God drew help me please I'm tied up
I yell and he walks in
Drew ; have i walked in on u being kidnapped
Ben ; she isn't being kidnapped
Tegan ; i am they tied me up and now they are controlling my phone please untie me
Chip ; don't even try or we will tie u up
Drew : sorry tegan
Tegan: why are u here
Drew : i messaged u and then i got a load of weird messages from u and then just stopped so i came to cheak if your ok
Tegan: clearly not I'm tied up but u are no clue drew starkey
Ben ; ah ok thats drew
Chip ; well I'm chip and thats ben
Drew : chip
Chip ; i like my chips or fries as u call them so chip is my nickname
Drew : fair enough
Ben ; ooo u know what we should do
Chip ; what
Ben ; read messages between soya and tegan
Tegan: no no no thoeses messages are off limit not soyas messages please
Chip ; we gotta do it now
Tegan: drew please take my phone of them i will do what ever the hell u want please i will u owe my life i beg .
He trys grabbing my phone
Drew : theres 2 of them and 1 of me i am sorry
Chip ; oh my fucking god
Tegan : oh I'm definitely gonna dig my grave cause i know what u found
Ben: jeez get it drew
Ben pats his backs
Tegan : no no no no
Drew : what
Tegan: don't
Chip ; fine
Ben ; oh come on
Chip ; no we can't do that
Ben ; fine i think we had our fun
Chip : so do i
Tegan; can i be untied now
Ben ; were going so get out yourself
Chip ; don't help her
Drew : i can't leave her like that can i
Ben ; u can but what ever
Chip ; thanks for giving us your phone
Tegan ; not that i had a choice
Ben ; love u
Chip ; yh we love u
Tegan: yh love u to now leave
Chip : bye drew
Ben ; move mad my lad
Drew : gonna act like i know what u mean
Ben ; yh bye
They walk out the door
Tegan : please untie me
Drew ; where are your knifes
Tegan; kitchen
He walks off to the kitchen coming back with a knife and cuts me out of the tape
Tegan : thank u so much
Drew ; please explain why u were tied up
Tegan ; I'm kinky...I'm joking I'm joking
Drew : sure
Tegan; no so back when i was living in England i lived with them 2 for a bit and ben annoyed so much one day and i said to chip hes annoying me and he said ben was annoying him . So me and chip came up with idea and duck tape him to a chair and annoy him by taking his phone so we did it. And every now and then me and chip will duck tape ben to a chair and ben and chip will duck tape me to a chair.
Drew ; weirdos
Tegan ; I'll accept that cause we are now i gotta cheak the damage they done on my socials
I sit on the sofa and drew looks over my shoulder looking at the damage and it was awful drew was laughing the whole time and i deleted all the tweets and Instagram stories and i apologise.
Drew ; oh that is hilarious
Tegan: I'll tie u to a chair and take over your phone and then tell me its hilarious again
Drew ; i mean u can tie to a chair or a bed a lot more will be happening then u going throw my phone
Tegan ; huh
I look at him
Tegan : what do u mean
Drew : u know
Tegan ; i don't know
Drew ; oh my God
He covers his face and then looks back at me
Tegan : I'm really confused
Drew : your incent
Tegan: are u trying to be dirty
Drew : yes
Tegan: oh sorry i didn't clock it i think I'm just still dying inside from the tweets
Drew ; or your just incent
Tegan : u can think that....now do u want something to drink cause I'm gonna have a tea
Drew : are u making a British tea
Tegan; if your gonna make a joke don't
Drew ; make me one i wanna try a British tea and see why all u brits drink it
Tegan ; ok
I get up going to the kitchen and i make us tea
Tegan : here
Drew : thank u
Tegan : enjoy
Drew ; so what was that thing about with me and messages between u and soya
Tegan ; nothing
Drew ; oh come on
Tegan ; not happening
Drew : why
Tegan: because it was a private chat your name came up that is all your gonna know
Drew ; might tie u back up so i can read throw them
Tegan ; don't u dare don't forget who got your eye lashes out your eye yeserday also another how did filming go last night
Drew ; yh really good all finished filming now i gotta start auditioning again
Tegan ; back on the gride
Drew: yh LA is expensive and i also love what i do
I nod my head
Tegan ; LA is ridiculously expensive especially living alone
Drew : get a roommate or move to an apartment
Tegan; honestly i need to get an apartment getting a house was stupid way to big and the next 4 months I'm not gonna be here so when i come back I'm gonna have so much cleaning to do
Drew : why are u gonna be gone for 4 months
Tegan: mid December go back to England for Christmas and to rehearse for the royal family thing then rehearse for the brit awards . Rehearse for tour cause i go on tour at the end of January and thats till march .
Drew ; when are u gonna sleep
Tegan: once tour is over
Drew ; don't over work yourself
Tegan; i won't
Drew : ok i see why u brits drink its alright
Tegan: do not say alright about tea ok u will be killed
Drew ; do u seriously take tea serious
Tegan; i do
Drew ; I'll keep my mouth shut
Tegan : good idea
Drew ; right I'm gonna go thank u for the tea
Tegan : your welcome
Drew : see u round don't get tied up again
Tegan ; I'll try not to
Drew : see u round
Tegan: bye
He walks out the door and i lay on the sofa
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