1,000 apprpraite jokes for children

Riddles and jokes

What is 99 more than 100?
A banana because if you eat 99 bananas the 100th one is free!(this is a joke)
Why are frogs so happy??
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
What is a mix between a radio or a boombox and a refrigeinator??
Cool music!!
What goes up but never goes down??
Your age!!( well at least the majority)
What goes down but never goes up??
Rain well at least in liquid form.
Shut up sappy!
What is taken before it's yours??
A picture!!