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Posotive negative

Teacher:you can never have 2 posotives or 2 negatives
Kid: you can have 3 negatives and 1 posotive
Teacher: how?!?!:O
Kid:my brother and my parents are awful but my little brother is kind
Teacher:thats not what i mean and your under dentenion!>:(
Kid walks to detention
Kid: no one gets me
Herobrine:tell me about it
Nixel(from mixels)yup nix nix!