1,000 apprpraite jokes for children

My 2k speacial( 10 random facts and 5 jokes!)

1: There were many names for inside out like brain trust, The director even jokingly suggested naming it joy story.

2: i farted 1 min ago

3: 11percent of the world is left-handed.

5You Can't say m without touching your lips together

6: few people realized i skipped 4

7: All people can stick out their tounge and touch their nose

8: most people Don't know What I'm talking about

9: I meant touch your nose with your finger and stick out your tounge

10 40% of the readers are glad this torture ended.

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A fat man once said"I am very heavy"

2:find the v!!

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3: Iran for miles, Norway am I gonna do more!!!

4: friend 1: why did the chicken cross the street??

      Friend 2: why???

        Friend 1: to cross the road! OMG UR SO DUMB AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5: 7 Days without eating make one weak

Give me some jokes because i need and I will dedicate it to you