1,000 apprpraite jokes for children

5 funny,false facts of minecraft!

1: Don't kill spiders!!! They are in a top secret mission for Spiderman!!!!

2: The creeper wants to be your friend! But when he's very close, he explodes because you never take a bath.

3: All endermen are called Daddy Long-Legs!

4: Ghasts see you as absolutely HORRIFIC!!!

5: The enderdragon's on the food chain(salmon are on the top:D)!!