1: Don't kill spiders!!! They are in a top secret mission for Spiderman!!!!
2: The creeper wants to be your friend! But when he's very close, he explodes because you never take a bath.
3: All endermen are called Daddy Long-Legs!
4: Ghasts see you as absolutely HORRIFIC!!!
5: The enderdragon's on the food chain(salmon are on the top:D)!!
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1,000 apprpraite jokes for children
HumorHere is a bunch of jokes from sappy for kids!!!(not really 1,000 jokes:( )