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Thee corniest joke evah!!!!!!!!

Ok here it goes: Corny corny corny! Corny corny corny! Ok I was just messing with you here is the real joke:If you read this we will get you. Ok ok I'll stop messing with you here: so one time ok? There was a pig he crosssed his paws. Ok Ok I'll stop I promise ahem: a mother ya? Asked her son " do you want corn soup, corn dogs or corn kids?". Ok I'll stop, I had my fun ok here it goes:I don't know the corniest joke evah!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that was a joke