The Crazy *ss Christmas Special! (MultiFandom)

Camp Camp

P*nis Men 

!Presmax! 
Preston is trying make gingerbread men, but Max keeps making them into P*nises 
(Shorter one for shits and giggles) 

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Preston started shaping the men, 
A little to excited for Christmas.... 

After camp, 
Him and Max met again in high school. 
They became good friends and started dating. 
David had also adopted Max, and everything was great. 
Him and Max were in they're early 20's now.
And they were living together. 

They were having David over for Christmas. 
And Preston wanted to make a good impression, Since they were just now planning on telling him they were dating, for a very long time. 
So he was currently working on some cookies, gingerbread. 

Max had come down to help him, 
Kinda working away from Preston. After he finished off the dough, he checked on what Max had been doing. 
And of course... 
He was making dick's in the dough. 

He wasn't to surprised, 
he made the mistake. 
The mistake was not checking up on Max every two seconds. 

"Seriously." 

"Mhm" 

"I need to make David like me-" 

"Exactly." 

*Sigh* 

He pushed Max aside, 
Working himself. When he finished, he death glared him. 
Just to make sure he wouldn't fuck with his cookies 
(Gacha kid moment)  

                                              -----On Christmas-----

Everything was going perfectly, 
David excepted them easily. Even telling them that he was pansexual. 
Now just one last thing, we was gonna end it by eating some good old cookies. 

He pulled out the covered plate, 
Setting them on the table while telling them to dig in. 
And they did. 

The cookies were almost gone, 
He was gonna let David have the last one. He looked down.. 
His eyes widened looking at it. 
What stared back at him.... 

WAS A HUGE ASS DICK SHAPED COOKIE- 

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