Good Homies! | Tabi × Agoti

☕︎ - "Pizza Betrayal"

Lol Dumbassliar here, sorry for not writing, I have no excuse. Im a lazy POS that doesn't even do their homework on the time they put off writing.
I might post twice today idk
ok here you go.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I PRESENT:
✨the gays💅
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POV - Tabi

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To be honest, today was boring, I was mostly stuck at our low grade apartment while everyone worked their shifts. I played on Agoti's switch, ate all of Ruv's favorite food for no reason, and watched T.V., basically about all you could do at an apartment.

Suddenly, I heard the door open. No words from Whitty, Agoti, or Ruv saying that they were home. I casually pulled back my pillow and grabbed the just-in-case-I-Need-it shank, and slowly entered the kitchen.

It was Whitty, slowly shutting the door. “Oh, you're ba-”

“SH. SHUSH. Agoti isn't here, is he?..” Whitty asked. I shook my head. “If he is, I didn't hear him come in.” I answered. He made a sigh of relief. “Phew.. Good.” It took me a moment to realise he held a box. A flat box with some logo of a pizza-
Wait a minute.
ITS PIZZA.

“You should just let Agoti have a slice or two.” Ruv entered the door with him afterwards, holding a few bags. “NO WAY, HE'S A PIZZA MENACE. I saw him eat an entire... third of a box in one night! AND NOT APPOLOGIZE FOR NOT SAVING ME A SLICE.”

“Okay fair point. But cmon, just one slice for him?” I asked. He huffed and reluctantly agreed, setting down the box and opening it.

Before we could take a slice, the door busted open. “Careful, you're going to-.. Code black and red, Whitty.” Ruv sighed.

Whitty turned around. “Oh. Hhheeeeeyyyy-”

“Don't you "heyy" me, I see my ex best friends and- PIZZA? With FILLED CRUST??” Agoti gasped. “I told Whitty to save you a slice.” Ruv sighed, making his pizza as flavorless as possible.

“So did I-” I began.
“Shush Tabi.”
“-Yes sir.”

“I am pained, I cannot belive my now ex best friends would ever do such a thing to me-”
“I will buy your silence with some pizza.” Whitty said reluctantly, handing Agoti a slice.
“done.” he smiled, biting into it.

“I told you it would be easier to just give him what he wants.” Ruv finally ate his peice. He shuttered after the bite. “fuck- still tastes like theres sauce on it-” he bitterly choked.

“Oh come on dude just eat it.” Whitty complained. “No, it tastes... Like actual food.” Ruv put down the peice and pushed it away. “It hurts to watch you disassemble pizza.” Whitty voiced again.

I leaned on my elbows, now satisfied and ready to sleep after a long day of doing nothing. I stretched and looked at my roommates. “Hey, i'm probably gonna get to bed, you guys gonna stay up?” he asked. “I would if I didn't have to work again.” Ruv rolled his eyes.. Or I thought he did, I honestly can't tell.

“Ugh, Same, the hours I work are rough.” The bomb ate another peice rather quickly. “Damn, yall gotta get different jobs.” Agoti smirked. By that, I guess he didn't have work tomorrow.

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