it was a normal day
bir- I mean Mordecai was out getting grocery and twilight was at home reading porn...
Well that's what Mordecai thought at least.
"Hehehehehhehe"
'What's that noise' Mordecai thought, he just got home but he decided to ignore it and unlock the door
" Hi twilight-"
Gasp
"Mordecai it's not what it looks like:("
He couldn't believe it, he just caught his girlfriend, he true love, his one and only twilight, making out with PERRY THE PL- sorry sorry, HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!
"I can't, I-" He ran as fast as he could outside
"WAIT MORDECAI" she ran after him
Mordecai ran and ran in till
*loud car noise* rererrrrrrrriiiiyy
BAM
"NOOOOOO!!" Screamed twilight
Mordecai was dead?
???????????
YOU ARE READING
UwU cheats on birdy man
Poetry"Hi twilight-" Gasp "Mordecai it's not what it looks like😥"
