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Kermitooo's first mission 😤😤😤😤😤😤

A/N: I cried in the middle of Walmart 😋✌️

Omg a different character POV😱😱😱😱😩😩😩😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰 Karl😍😍😍🤪🤪🤪🤪😚😚😚😋😋😝😝

Karl had finally gotten all those ugly hoes that were trying to marry him off the tower so he went back to planing how to escape with having to marry someone

But will he was thinking the great kermitooo guest reader was on their mighty stead the horse named comments

Kermitooo knew that they were the only one hawt enough to marry the amazing beautiful Carl Jacobs
So they were on a mission to exterminate every ugly person who tried to marry their darling Carl

But first they knew...... they would have to team up with mordecai and twicejsvdjdndvrvrhhhdgdLighT
because if not, they would lose the battle

Beside mordtwi was the strongest team
Mordecai with 1738069690662869420 inch smutty and thick ding dong
And Twighsvsdlight being the sun and moon and grass and rocks and ocean and ice and ghost and sparkles goddess
There was no way they could lose if they all worked together

But first kermitooo had to find the𝚖❓❓❓❓🟣🔵🟣🔵🟪🟦🟪🟦🟪🟦🟪🟦